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“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman”
The Nominees are:
1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.”
2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam”
3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardari for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina”
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11 saal jail main rehny wala shakhs humara “President”
6 saal jail main rehny wala humara “Prime Minister”
2, 4 saal aap b reh aao future ban jaye ga… 
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“Intiqam ka behtreen tariqa ye hai k dushman
ko dost bana kar dhokha do”…Hazrat Asif Zardari
(La’anat-Ullah Alaih)
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Wo konsa janwar he jis k sir par 50 sal k bad
baal nikalty hen or us ka moun esa he jesy pighli
hui mombti ? ………Bta dun?…..Nawaz sharif!!
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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Itni si baat pay dil ki darhkan hi ruk gai……..
Ik pul jo tasawur kia us k baghair jeenay ka…….
Mere kareeb to aao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
koi kahani sunao ki bahut udaas hoon mai,
kisi bhi jhoote dilaase se dil ko behlao to sahi,
bus aaj toot ke chaho ki bahut udaas hoon mai.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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ha ha ha ha ha
thts so funny…
bechaari ghareeb awaam kay dil ki waqai
yahee pukaar ho gi.lolzz
thanx sis for sharing***
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“Best Husband Of Sherry Rehman” The Nominees are: 1.Amin Fahim From The Movie “B.B Ka Kutta Na Sadarat Ka Na Wazarat Ka.” 2.Yusuf Raza Gillani From The Movie “Hm Tujhay Azma Chukay Sanam” 3.Nisar Khoro From The Movie “Ganja Tera Aashiq” & The Award Goes To Asif Zardai for The Movie “ek Qatil ek Hasina” [...]
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Haqeqat Thi Par Khuwab Nikla,
Door Tha Par Pass Nikla,
Me is Kambakht Ko Kia Kahon ?FARAZ?,
Ye Zardari To MUSHARAF Ka Bhi Baap nikla?.
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A True Story :
Kisi Darakht Py aik Ullu
Betha Karta tha…1 Din wo Darakht kaat dia gaya,
Darakht Bohat khush hua Shukar ha muj par ab koi
Ullu nahi bethe ga
Lekin Darakht ki Khushi us waqt Khak me mil gai jub,
Usko kaat kar Sadr-e-Pakistan ki kursi bana dia gaya,
Ab us par Ullu ka Patha bethta ha……
If you like it PLease share it….
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Zardari Milk Shop py Milk lene GYA
ZARDARI: Aik kilo doodh dena kutay k liye.
Shop keeper : Yahin peo gy ya
Pack kar dun???
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Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
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aisay Heeray Ko Heera Kaat-ta hay
Aur Lohay ko Loha Kat-ta Hay
Waisay Hi Aik Din Zardari ko Kutta Katay Ga….
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Shetano key school ki attendance.
Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir
Zakoota
Yes Sir
Darakoola
Yes Sir
Iblees
Yes Sir
.
.
Zardari
!
!
Sir Wo Pakistan lootney giya hua hai.
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Hamain Pata Chal Gaya Hai K……
When large numbers of men are unable to find work,
unemployment results.
Yeh Hamara Qasoor nahi Puri Dunya main aisay hi hota hai.
Pakistan Khappay – Khappay – Khappay
I need more money, power, and less SHIT from you people.
Zardari Sahab ka Awam say Fiqar Angaiz Khitab
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
And Some Kill Principles
for the Sake of Zardari.
Well Done Mr. Gillani, and Mr. Aitzaz
The whole Pakistani Nation is mourning
the death of Political, Social and Ethical Principles
which you have Killed for Zardari.
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Zardari Ki Car K Neechay Ek Puppy aa K Maar Gaya.
He Told Driver To Find The Woner Of This Little Puppy To Give Compensation..
Driver Went And When He Cam BAck, He Had Alot Of Roses Arround This Neck .
Zardari Surprised to see & Asked Him ..
Driver Said : “Sir Mai Ne Un Logon Se Sirf Yeh Kaha Tha Ke Main President Zardari Ka Driver Hun,
Kuttay Ka BAcha Mar Gya Hai ..
Yeh Sun Kar Woh Nachnay Lage Aur
Mere Galay Mein Haar Daal Diya
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Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain.
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Zardari ka Kutta Zardari se rooth gaya.
Jaa k ganday naalay main kood gaya.
Doobtay huye bola ab aur zulm nahi sahengy.
Ek ghar main 2 kuttay nahi rahengay.
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2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya.
Main Zaradari ko goli marnay ja raha hon.
Kuch dari baat woh wapas aakr aatay ki line main khara ho gaya.
Kisi ne pucha.
“Kyon Maar Diya?”
Usne maayusi se jawab diya.
Wahan pe bhi line lagi hui hai.
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Ek he saff main khary ho gaye zardari aur Nawaz…
Na rahi BiBi aur Na He Ahmed Faraz!
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Ba Adab
Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar
Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran
Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa
Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
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English To Urdu Translation
English:
Not Every man Is
A Fraud,
Cheater,
Criminal,
Terrorist
URDU:
Har Banda Zardari Nahin Hota
Keep It Simple Silly
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QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.
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Ab Full Corruption ki Bari hai,
Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
Ab lootna maal Sarkari hai,
Kyon k ab Daur-e-Zardari hai,
A aapki Izzat aapki apni Zummedari hai,
Kyon k Izzat ka shikari Asif Ali Zardari hai,
Ab tabaahi Qismat hamari hai,
Kyon k ab “Nawaz Shareef” ka Bhai Zardari hai.
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20, 25 dinon mian Logon ne Ahmed Faraz ko itna yaad kya k woh Khuda ko pyaray ho gaye.
.
.
.
.
.
Ab sab se guzarish hai k woh ZARDARI ko yaad keren.
Takay mulk se ye bojh kam ho.
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New Qaumi Tarana
Zardari ki zameen shad bad,
Bijli aaye 8 ghantay baad,
Tu nishan-e-Curruption Aalishan, Arz-e-Zardaristan,
Shad Baad Sindh rahy Aabad,
Zardari ki Zameen ka Nizam,
Aatay, Gas, Bijli ka Bohraan,
Qaum Mulk Sab Gharaq,
Nawaz, Wakeel Painda-Tabinda baad,
Benazir dunya se farar,
Parchamay sitara-o-Halal,
Khoon main ranga sara saal,
Bhool apna mazi shan-e-Haal, Jan-e-Istaqlal,
Saye-e-America,
Sar pe Sawar!
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Ba Adab,Ba Mulahiza
Hoshiyar,Beghairat-e-Azam
Badshah-e-Kanjaran,Zaleel-ul-Mulk
Shahenshah-e-Jooa,Sardar-e-Haraami
Asif Ali Zardari Aa rahy hain.
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Agar Aaj IQBAL Zinda hotay To Petrol
105 Per Litter Ka Dekh Kr ZARDARI Se Farmaty.
Wabasta Reh Shajar Say Umeed-e-Shola Rakh.
Kuttay Deya Putra Thora Te Hath Hola Rakh
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Sara Palin Divorce Her
Current Hubby and Get
Marriage vid Zardari.
Palin Becomes Vice
President Of U.S.A
Then
Zardari Kilss Palin and
Chnge The Will and
Which Says:
“Zardari Will Bcome
The Next President Of U.S.A
After My Death”
And Eventually Zardari
Becomes President Of US
Aftr 6 Mnths Of Palin ‘s Death
Bilawal Changes His Name To
“Bilawal Bhuuto Palin Zardari”
Then US Will Be Ours…..
Geo Zardari.
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QoM nE cHuNa Hai Ek SaDDar ZaRdAri,
iS Ki Hai bUhAt bAri ZiMaDaRi,
pAr tUm nA rAkHnA iS sE kOi tAwAqUA,
kYoN K iS kO hAi QoM kO LooTnaY Ki BiMaRi.
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Bijli Pe Topi
Paani Pe Topi
Aatay Pe Topi
Cheeni Pe Topi
Har Cheez Pe Topi Awam Ko Pehnai Hai Z@ardari Ne
And Now He is Celebrating “Topi Day
Geo PPP Awam Ko Topi Pehna K…..
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