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Muhabbat Barh C Gayi Hai


Faasley ghata dete hain dilon mein nafraton ko

Woh jo door huye hum se tO kuch muhabbat barh c gayi hai..

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Bohat Achae Dost Thae

2 dost thae

achae dost thae.

.Bohat achae dost thae

kafi ziyada achae dost thae

arrey jitne bhi achhe dost hon

.Hum dono se achhe ho sakte hain kiya ?????

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Bander Pakadne Wale

align=center]Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.

3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.

Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!

Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

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Munna Bhai Msg

EXam?s song by Munna bhai:

?Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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My Hands Never Pain Sms

My Hands Never Pain
When Typing Message For You,

But

My Heart Always
Pain When
There Is
No Reply
From YOU.?

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O Budhe Ruk Msg

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina h,

Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!

Uska khun garam hoga.

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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud h.

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Bohot Kuch Diya Hai Msg


Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo…!

K Mere RAB Ne Mujhe Bohot Kuch Diya Hai,

Agar Wo Mujhe Mere Aamaal K Barabar Deta, To Mere Pas aaj Kuch B Na Hota…

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Saza Day Rahi Ho

TUM MUJY KISS BAAT KE SAZA DAY RAHI HO.
AP SAY BAAT KIAY BINA MERA HAR .
DIN BOHAT MUSHKIL SAY GUZAR RAHA HAI.
MUJ SAY BAAT KARNAY KO AP KA DIL NAHI KARTA.
TUM KO IS BAAT KA KOI .
IHSAS NAHI K MAIN YAHA KITNA PARESHAN HU.
YEH SAB MERY SATH KIYU HOTA HAI.
MUJY TO AP KE KUSHI CHAHIAY.
I LOVE U JAN MISS U JAN.

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Mai School Nhi Jaonga Sms

Son:Mai School Nhi jaonga..

Mom:Kyn?

Son:Job Kronga..

Mom:4th Class par kr Kya Kaam
kro Gy?

Son:3rd Class Ki Lrkion Ko tution
Prhaonga?.

O teri khair..

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Dastan-E-Gham Msg

“Sun kar Tamam Raat Meri Dastan-E-Gham,

“Wo Muskura k Boley, Pyare! Boht Bolty Ho Tum.

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Awaaz Sunai Msg

pathan: Doctor sb.

?Awaaz Sunai

Deti Hy Lekin Aadmi Dikhai Nhi

Deta.

Doctor: Aesa Kb Hota Hai.?

pathan: Phone Krte WaqT.:-D

Doctor: lakh lnt ee?..

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Chahat Ka Aisa Maza Msg


Humarey Baad Nahi.

Aaye Ga Usy Chahat Ka Aisa Maza.

?MITWA? Wo Logon Sy.

Khud Kehta Phirey Ga.

Mujhe Chaho Uski Tarha?!..

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Aisa Na Bol Maa

?1 Girl Coke pi rahi thi

k achank us me se 1 machhr nikla
oR Bola ?MAA?

Girl: main teri ?MAA? nhi hun

Machhr: aisa na bol MAA
main teri ?coke? se nikla hun..?

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Ek Banda Majid Me Sms

Ek banda majid me ja k elaan kya k yaha koi bhut bara AAlim Hai???
Ek Buzrig Ne kha k Han Me Hn us bande ne buzrig k peron me talvaar se bakri zabah krdi or phr se masjid me ja ky alaan kya k or koi aalim he (talaar se khoon tapak rha tha) ek admi ne kha k haan molvi sahab hn molvi sahab ne kha Allah ki kasam me aalim nahe hn me to padoss me cable theek krne aaya hn:)

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Membero The Structure

Structures are variables that have several parts;

each part of the.

object can have different types.

Each part of the structure is called a.

membero the structure.

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Latka Diya Hai Ab Pahnasi Par

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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia….?

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Ye Harktein Choro Sms

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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo Shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy SMS Karo.!!

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Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo Sms

Hamesha Yehi Soch k Geo…!

K Mere RAB Ne Mujhe Bohot Kuch Diya Hai,

Agar Wo Mujhe Mere Aamaal K Barabar Deta, To Mere Pas aaj Kuch B Na Hota…

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Rahul Mera Bhai Tha Msg

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:

LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ..

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Paani Pi Pi k Thak Jao Sms

Tum Laakh Bhula K Dekho mujhe Hum rishta phir B Nibhayen gay

Tum Paani Pi Pi k Thak jao gY

Hum Hichhkiyan Ban Ban kar yaad ayengay. :p

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Mohsin Urdu Sms

Dard-0-gham say to purana ta’alluq hai apna.,

=’M0HSIN’=

Chal pagal Dill s0 ja tujhy kisi nay kiya yaad karna hai. . . .y)

Gud n!8

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Teri Yaad Urdu Sms

Saans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
Har saans mein teri khushboo bas jati hai,

Kese kahoon ki saans se main zinda hoon,
Jab ki saans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

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Zoo Funny Urdu Sms

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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Bewafai Urdu Sms

Mumkin hai ki chand ne ki hogi bewafai
Tabhi to suraj mein aag hay.

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Chand Me Dag Urdu Sms


Kabhi to ki hogi suraj ne chand say mohabbat
Tabhi to chand mein daagh hay,

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Tum Yaad Ate Ho Urdu Funny Sms

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!

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Aaj Badal Urdu Sms

Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,

Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain

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Aks Urdu Sms

Tum jab bi milo tu nazrain utha kar mila karo..
Mujy pasand ha tumhari ankho may dosti ka -aks dekhna….!

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Iqbal Urdu Sms

Hazaaron Aeib Dekhte Hain Dosron K Pehlu Mein “IQBAL”

Apne Kirdaar Mein Hum Log Farishte Hon Jaise…….

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Mohhabat Urdu Sms

Mohabbat Zindagi k Faislo’n se Larr Nahi Skti

Kisi ko Khona Parta Hy Ya Kisi ka Hona Parta Hy..

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Pind Chhadd K Na jaaa Urdu Sms

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(, <, )\ //”””\\

Yaar tu sms nai karne tay na kar,

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pAr enj pind chhadd k na jaaa..

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Banda Hon Tera Urdu Sms

Sajdon k Ewiz mile firdos ye baat mujhe manzoor nhi…

Be lous ibadat krta hon banda hon tera mazdor nhi

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Chahat Ka Shikwa Urdu Sms

Mjhe Aksar Apno Se Chahat Ka Shikwa Rehta Hai
*WASI*

Q K Apno Ne Kabhi Nai Chaha Mjhe Apno Ki Tarah

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Greatest Gift Urdu Sms

The greatest gift you can give to a special someone is your TIME.

Its like you re giving the portion of your life that you can never bring back.

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Mohabbat Ajeeb Cheez Urdu Sms

mohabbat bhi ajeeb cheez banai hai tu ne
aey KHUDA
teri hi masjid .. tery hi banday
tery hi samnay rotay hain
kisi or k lea…………..

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Pleasures And Joys Urdu Sms

May all of your worries be mine
may all of your problems be solved
may your life be filled with pleasures and joys

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Dost Urdu Sms

Dost: Itne udas kyun ho?

Man: Wife se jhagra hoa tha usne kaha ke wo mujh se 30 din bat nahi kare gi

Dost:Tumhe to khush hona chahiye

Man:Aaj akhri din hai.

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Perfect Relationship Urdu Sms

“Perfect relationship: is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other…

Its how fast you resolve & bounce back to normal.

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Patahan Aur Punjabi Urdu Sms

Pthan ne galti se ksi ko 100 ka balance bej dia.

Phr call ki

O yara hmara 100 rupy wapis kro

Pnjabi: hmare pas to 80 aya hai

Pthan: ruko ruko yara hum 20 or bhjta hai.

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Yar Aik Paper To Phar

KG vs UNI*
*k.G=pencil,rubber, sharpener, scale…….
*UNI:Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua:-)

*k.G: class me enter h0ny se phly Ma’am may i come….
*UNI:bina btae he mobile kan se lga k cls se bhr:-P
*k.g: bag me hr sbjct ki buk & copy…..
*UNI: yar aik paper to phar

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1 Pathan Ki Wall Clock Khrab Ho Gai

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

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Allama Iqbal Ne Parinday Se Poochha

Allama Iqbal ne parinday se poochha:

“Kia tumhein Aasmaan se girne ka der Nahi hota..?”

Parinda bola:

“Yaar Iqbal !Teri mehrbani ,

inna na sochia kr..”

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When I Got Enough Confidence

When I got enough Confidence,

the stage was gone…!

When I was

Sure of Losing,

I won…!

When I need

People the Most,

they left me…!

When I learnt to

dry my Tears,

I found a Shoulder

to Cry On…!

And

When I Mastered

the Skill of hating

SomeBody

Started loving Me…!

When i finally learnt wat life was all about. It was already too late…

THIS IS LIFE!

William Shakspear…..

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Bare Azeem Hote Hain Woh Log

BARE AZEEM

HOTE HAIN WOH

LOG.

JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-

JAISE K….

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“ALTAF BHAI”

M Q M!!!

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Hum Apni Bebasi

Hum apni bebasi kisi ko nhi btayn gay

Fraz,

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Uper likha to hai k nahi btayn gay.

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When I Got Enough Confidence

When I got enough Confidence,

the stage was gone…!

When I was

Sure of Losing,

I won…!

When I need

People the Most,

they left me…!

When I learnt to

dry my Tears,

I found a Shoulder

to Cry On…!

And

When I Mastered

the Skill of hating

SomeBody

Started loving Me…!

When i finally learnt wat life was all about. It was already too late…

THIS IS LIFE!

William Shakspear….

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New style of propsing a girl

New style of propsing a girl

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.Aap k paon bohat khubsorat hain kiya yehi khobsurat paon merey bachon ki jannat ban saktey hain..!:-p hahaha.

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Sardar 1st Time Jahaaz Mein

sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola

Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.

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Very Important Msg For Girlz

A very important msg for girlz. When u go to buy pads do see the expiry date. If u use expired ones u can get uterus cancer.

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Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) Ne Farmaya

Hazrat Mohammad (SAWW) ne farmaya.

“Jo shaks khanay k bad al-hamdu lilla keh kr 1 bar sura e ikhlas yani qul ho allaho ahad perh ley us k ghar me rizk ki dolat bharey gi or kabhi faqa na ho ga.or jb tak wo khana tumharey pait me rahay ga is khanay ka hr zra Allah ka zikar krta rahay ga js ki barkat se tumhara chehra munawar rahay ga.”

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Teri Rehmaton Pay Hai Munhasir

Teri Rehmaton Pay Hai Munhasir, Mere Har AmmaL Ki QabooLiyat…!

Na MuJhe SaLeeQa-e-iLtiJa Hai, Na MuJhe Sha’oor-e-Namaz Hai…!

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Who Is The Male Of Duck

Teacher:

Who Is The Male Of Duck?

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Sardar:

Frog

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Teacher:

Why?

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Sardar:

Because Frog Is

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“MANDUCK”:-

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