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Sarwanchi Nzr Msg

Sarwanchi nzr chukwoon thujhe
majhyakade baghani he mala mahit astt
Tujhe he baghani mala kalhatt asatt
Pan tujhya nakalht maje tula baghane he tula kalhat nasatt

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Mee Bill Bharte Msg

Tu mala havi aahes
Majya sobaat
Ekhadyaa chanshya hotel madhe
aikache aahet tey
Premache teen shabda
mee bill bharte ..

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Aajpasun Palikade Msg

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient: Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

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Sali Haramkhor Jock

Me Tichya Premat Itaka Radlo… Itaka Radlo ! Ki Badli Bharon Geli.? Pan Sali Haramkhor Ti Baadli Gheun Sandasla Geli…

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Me Tula Dolyanchya Sms

Jevha tula aagdi ekta vaatel Najre samor dhuka vaatel Aaspaas konich disnar naahi Saagle jaag andhuk houn jail Tevha tu majhya kade ye Me tula Dolyanchya doctor kade gheun jain

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Sobat Ekhadya Msg

Priye Tu mala havi aahes Majya sobat Ekhadya chanshya hotel madhe aikache aahet te Premache teen shabda me bill bharte …

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Nakshidar Kathivar Mag

Nakshidar Kathivar Reshmi Vastra, Tychyavar Chandicha Tambya, Ubharuni Marathi Manachi Gudhi Sajra Karuya Gudhi Padwa! Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubhechhya!!!

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Dabyat Methichi Text Msg

Himat asel tar yapexa phaltu SMS pathvun dakhav
Sir : Peruchya zadawar 10ambe,yatle5chiku kadhle,tar zadawar kiti kele urle
Student: 10hatti
Sir: Are wa,kase olkhle
Stuent: karan mi dabyat methichi bhaji anli ahe.

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Hardik Subhecha Sms

Pahila diva aaj lago dari
Sukhachi kirney yehi ghari
Purna hoyo tumacha sarbo icha
Deepavalicha hardik subhecha

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Sardaarji Trainche Ticket Msg

Ek sardaarji trainche ticket kadhayla jato ani 3 tikite vikat gheto. Tickets denaara vicharto, “Sardaarji, tumhi ektech jaanar mug tin tikite kashala?” Tyavar sardaarji hasun mhanto,” Aho, mi 2 tikite pants chya khishat ani ek shirt chya khishat thevto mhanje samja pants cha khisa kapla tari he urlele tikit rahate.” To manus parat vicharto,” Ani samaja tumacha shirtcha khisa pan kapla tar?” Tyavar aapla pass kadhun dakhavat sardaargi mhanto,” Mug pass kashasathi asto???”

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Kaun Hamara Hai Sms

Dost tera bahut sahara hai
Warna is duniya mein kaun hamara hai
Log marte hai maut aane par
Hamay to aapke dosti ne mara hai

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Ekada Don Mitra Jock

Ekada don mitra,1 Hindu ani dusra Musalmaan,
rastyane barobar challe astaat. Tevdhyat, tyanna
rastyat vis(20) rupayaachi note disate. Musalmaan
mitra ekdaam excite houn mhanto,

“Bis Milaah!!” Tyavar Hindu mitra chidun manto, “dus tulla, dus malla!!!

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Happy Gudipadwa Msg

Swagat nav varshache.
Asha aakankshache.
Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE.
Happy Gudipadwa.

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Samil Hou Sms

Rang-gandhachya utsavat
Samil hou ya sarejan
Gudhipadvyachya shubhecha deun
Sajra karu ya navvarshacha san.
Nutan Varshachya Hardik Shubheccha .

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Gharat Hastes Sms

Sakali hastes
Dupari hastes
Sandhyakali hastes
Ratri hastes
Gharat hastes
Rastyat hastes
Yetana baghun hastes
Jatana baghun hastes
Tila kay vaatte
Tu ektich dat ghastes ?

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Mala Alikade Hoat Jock

Ekda ek manus doctor kade jato. Tyala constipation cha traas hot asto. Patient:Doctor, mala alikade hoat nahi Doctor: Theek ahe aajpasun palikade basun bagha kahi farak padto ka te.

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Dari Aala Sms

Shant niwant shishir sarala.
Salsalata hirwaa vasant aala.
Kokilechya suravatee sobat, chaitra”PADVA” dari aala.
“Nutaan Varshabhinandan

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Meri Behen Ha Jock

Ek sardaarji tyachya sundar bahinila scootar varun geun chalala asto
tevdhyat kahi targat mule tyachya bahinila baghun mhantaat yaar
kya bivi mili ha sardaar ko sardaarji te aikto ani khup chidto to
scooter park karto ani tyanna mhanto aare saale bivi hogi teri vo to
meri behen ha..

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Tyla Constipation Jock

Ekda ek manos doctor kade jato. Tyla constipation cha tras hot asto
Patient: “Dr, mala alikade hoat nahe”
Dr: Thek ahe ajpasan palikade basan bagha kahi frak padto ka te

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Shabd Asavet Sms

Naa sampanare akhand swapna asave,
Naa bolata aiku yetil asee Shabd asavet,
Grishmat paus padtil asee dhag asavet,
Naa magata sobat detil asee Mitra asavet…

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Fire Brigade Sms

Fire Brigade Ki Training Ho Rahi Thi,
Emergency Bell Ring KI Gai To Sari BuiLding 5 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai,
Manager Said Weldone.
2 Bjay Chutti Ki Ring Hui,
Ab ki Baar Building 2 Mint Me Khali Ho Gai.

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You Miss Me Sms

WHENEVER
YOU   MISS
ME
()¤()  CLOSE
( -.-) YOUR EYES
(“)(“)   AND
Imagine,

()¤())¤()    THAT
(  ‘.’ )’.’
)WE ARE
(“)(“)’)(“) TOGETHER.
…………………..

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There Was A Crow Msg

Once There Was a Crow,
Nashe Wich Betha Se Oh,
Usne Peg Laye C Do,
Oh Tally Gaya C Ho,
Ik Chidi Rahi C Ro,
Crow Ne Ched Diti C Oh,
Chidi De Piyo Ne Fir Kutteya Crow,
Crow Sharminda Gaya C Ho,
HuN Chidi Nu Behan Kehnda Hai Oh..!.

Moral:- Peg La Ke KiSi De Dhi Behan Nu Naa Chedo??;->

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