Sardar Ji Smoking Sms

Raj:Ur son is smoking.Dont u
ask him?

Sardarji:I ask
him,but he never gives me

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Cigarette Smoking Sms

A Cigarette will have smoke at
one end and a fool at other
end

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Don’t Smoking Smokin Sms

Are you smoking the tobacco, or The tobacco smoking YOU?

Anti Tobacco DayPlease love your life and Don’t smoking.

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Smoke Everyday Smoking Sms

SMOKE EVERYDAY

S-SEND

M-ME

O-ONE

K-KOOL

S-SMS

E-EVERYDAY

so be cool and smoke every DAY This post was submitted by Silent Tears.

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Doctor Mariz Se Smoking Sms

Doctor mariz se: Tumhari sehat bohat kharab ha. Cigrette-Noshi chore do. Mariz: Ye nhi hosakta.

Q ke Cigrette to chore don ga, magar Noshi mairy Bivi ha.

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Sradar Smoking Sms

SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…

1 Aadmi Bola:

Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?

SARDAR:
To Baap
Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?

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Sales Girl Smoking Sms

Sales girl: sory sir u cant smoke here

Customer: but i bought cigrete 4rm ur shop

sales girl: we sel condom also,but it doesn’t mean u start fucking us here.

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Cigrate Ek Lanat Hai Smoking Sms,

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain

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O U Know Smoking Sms

o u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

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Yaad Aa Raha Hai Koi Smoking Sms

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

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Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko Smoking Sms

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

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Patient Smoking Sms

munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Funy Smokin Sms

Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai

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After A Quarrel Smoking Sms

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didnt notice.

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Fucking Smoker Never Dies Smoking Sms

Every cigarate you smoke,

decreses your life by 5 minuts.

Sex increses your life by10 mintes.

So basic theme of equation is that

“A FUCKING SMOKER NEVER DIES.”;-)

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Cigirate Ne Kya Kudrat Dikhayi Smoking Sms

Ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,

Yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.

Cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,

Dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

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Smoking Is Not Good Smoking Sms

People say that smoking is not good

but it is the way to keep loving

bcos

S=send

M=me

O=one

K=kiss

E=everyday

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People say that smoking is not good

People say that smoking is not good
But it is the way to keep loving
Because
S=send
M=me
O=one
K=kiss
E=everyday

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Cigrate Ek Lanat Hai

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

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Teray Ko Maaloom Hai

Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo

Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,

Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,

PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,

CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai….

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Do U Know Y God Created

Do u know y God created gaps between fingers??

Nooooooo!!

BCZ

Sumone will come in ur life,,,hold ur hand & slowly say

“Le Cigratte te sutta laga”

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Maut K Baad Raad Aa Raha Hai Koi

Maut k baad yaad aa raha hai koi..
cigrate meri kaber par jala rahahai koi..
yaa rab..! 2 pal ki mohalat aur de de mujay.
Akelay Akelay suttay laga raha hai koi.

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Ek Tanha Raat Me

ek tanha raat me aap ki yaad aayi,
yaad ko mitane k liye hum ne cigerate jalayi.
cigirate ne bhi kya kudrat dikhayi,
dhuwe ne aap ki tasweer banayi.

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Smooking Reduces Ur Life

Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.

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Cigrate Ek Lanat Hai

Cigrate ek lanat hai
jo hamare nojawano ko tabah kar rahi hai.
Aao mil k is lanat ko khatam karien.
1 packet tum khatam karo
1 packet hum khatam kartay hain.

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