In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

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Skeleton Sardar Sms

Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

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Party Sardar Sms

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

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Aeroplane Sradar Sms

Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
& red light glowing on the top,
seeing this he said €India is developing fast,
see there are traffic signals for Aeroplane in the air

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassi

This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start
approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him ;kyon
sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai.; Sardarji
replies ;Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to
janwar hai, usko kya pata”

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A Sardar went 2 hotel, orde

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!

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Day a monkey kicked a sarder

Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said ” Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…

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Ek american ek sardar se kaha

Ek american ek sardar se kaha hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

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Ek sardar Indian Flag l

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha. Shopwale ne usse flag diya. Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”.

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A sardarji Doctor falls i

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister.

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Sardar ji;

Sardar ji;
Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhabwan;abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.

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A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG

A SARDAR IS SING A PATRIOTIC SONG-”"EY MERE VATAN KE LOGON
JARA AAINKH MEIN BHAR LO PANI,
JO SHAHEED HUYE HAIN UNKEE,
TUSSI GHAR LE AAO

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Sardarji fixed an answering machine

Sardarji fixed an answering machine at home.
Two days later he disconnected it because he was getting complaints like
“Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai.

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Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?

Why did 18 Sardars go to a movie?
Because below 18 was not allowed

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Sardarji calls Air India

Sardarji calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?”
“Just a sec,” says the receptionist. “Thank you.” says the Sardar and
hangs up

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