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Funny Sardar Jock Sms

Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ?

Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai”

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Funniest Sardar Sms

Ek sardar Indian Flag lene shop mein gaya tha.

Shopwale ne usse flag diya.

Sardar bola: Isme aur colour dikhao!!!

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Very Popular Sardar Jock

Ek american ek sardar se kaha,

hamare yahan saadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai,

isper sardar bola kamal hai hamare yahan to sirf female se hoti hai

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Nice Sardar Text Msg

Sirdar jee yar dostoun k saath apnay ghar maen baithay houay thay aur unki biwi apni friends k saath holidays per ja rahi thee aur packing ker rahi thee. biwi ki taraf daikhtay houay apnay yaaroun ko kehnay lagay” meri biwi kitni bholi hai. usko pata bhee hai k maen ous k saath nahi ja raha phir bhee wo condom pack ker rahi hai”

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Nice Sardar Msg

SARDAR Ny 1 TOTA paLa
Or UsKo SaBz MirChaiN
KhilaTa Rha 1MoNth k BaD SARDAR Ny TOTY Sy PuCha
MiaN MiThu Churi KhaNi
TOTA
KiuN oye aNNi Dia MirchaN Muk GaiyaN Nay!

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Superb Sardar Jock

Sardar in Park Sardar park me betha tha. Friend: Kya kr raha hy? Sardar: Badla le Raha hoon! Friend: Kese? Sardar: Waqt Ne muje barbad kia hy ab ma waqt barbad kr raha hoon.

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Sardar Funny Sms

Judge : Order.. Order.. Order..
Sardarji : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Cool Drink
Judge: Shut Up.
Sardarji : No Shut Up , Only 7Up..

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2012 Sardar Jock

Sardarji went to bank to open an account.
After seeing the Form , he had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
YOU know why ?
Form had ,” Fill Up In Capital… “

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2012 Sardar Msg

One day Sardarji was driving a helicopter near Kashmir.
After sometime helicopter crashed.
when people asked what happened,
Sardarji said : it was too cold. so, I switched off the fan of the helicopter”.

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Attractive Sardar Text Msg

Sardarji gone for buying a Television :

Sardarji : Do you have colour Televisions ?
Salesman: Sure , Sir .
Sardarji : Give me a green one , please.

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Latest Sardar Msg

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag?

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Wonderful Sardar Jock 2012

Sardar Ji as a Director:
You should jump to the Swimming Pool form 100 Ft Height
Hero: I don’t know Swimming.
Sardar Ji: Oye don’t Worry Yaar! Pool is Empty

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Wonderful Sardar Sms

Aik Sardar ne aik bachay say pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai
tu bachay nay kaha k mjy 9 tk aty hai.
Sardar ne bachay se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy
9 A,b,c main naie aata. yeh to Alif, Be,,Main ata ha.

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Wonderful Sardar Text Msg

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the,

Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal.

Naukar bola saab barish aah raha hai,

Sardar: abe budhu chhatri pakadke dal na!

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Attractive Sardar Sms

Mujrim Sardar Wakeel SE
Mujrim : Koshish karna k mujhe sazai maout na ho .umer quaid bhalle ho jai…

SArdar wakell after case :

Mujrim : case ka kia bna

SArdar wakeeel : buhat mushkil se umer quaid hoi he warna judge to tumhen riha kar rha tha ..

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Attractive Sardar Msg

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

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Amazing Sardar Text Msg

Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain

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Amazing Sardar Msg

Sardar: aapaan te roti roz kukar nal khaee dee a!
Dost: es mehngaee vich keevain?
Sardar: ek burkee aap khaee dee a te ek kukar noo pai dee a!

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Amazing Sardar Sms

A sardar went 2 Pizza Hut.There he ordered a Pizza.The waiter asked him:sir shell i cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.Sardar replied:o 4 hi le aa yaar 8 to nahin khaye jayein gy.

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Sardar Funny Text Msg

Sardar ki maut bijli girnay say hoi
per us ki lash muskuratay hoay mili
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola “mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae”

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Sardar Funny Jock

A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK.
I thought, thought & finally i wrote ‘THUNK’.

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Sardar Funny MSG

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts “Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle” Sardar gets furious & slap him & says” Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai”!

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Sardar JOCK 2012

sardar prepared only one essay “Friend” for his exam. But in exam he got “Father” essay. so he replaced Freind with with father and wrote like this…. ” I have lots of Fathers. some are male and some are female.But i have lots of Girl fathers.My best father is my neighbour…!!”

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Sardar Sms 2012

Sardar Building Se Gira…
Doctor Said: He is Dead.
Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:
Main Zinda Hoon.
Sardars Wife:
Tu Peya Reh Tenu Doctor Nalo Bohta Pata Aae..!

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Sardar Msg 2012

ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

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