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Msg Wali Duniya Punjabi Sms

msg vele duniya sari,
miss call te sukki yari,
edar odar lamiyan callan ,
maut pendi e sadi vari?????!!!!!!!!!

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Doctor Punjabi Sms

A punjabi women in London, Telling 2 english doctor about her baby’s illnes. . . Doctor My baby is ill 1week da, Na eat da na sleep da, Bus weep da e weep da.

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Twinkle Twinkle Punjabi Sms

Jatt di car,
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

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Mom Punjabi Sms

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai.

Mom: TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

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Baita 2 His Father Punjabi Sms

Baita 2 his father:
“abba ethay a ja
His mother: baita abbu nu izzat nal bulai da ae
baita corrects himself and said
“ABBA” izzat nal ethay a ja

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Lady Punjabi Sms

“1 kapray wala aik lady ko rate btata hai B.B,dopaty vicho sanu kuj nai labda,Kamez vichon fer v do lab jande ne,Shalwar vich tay sanu pallayon pana painda a..”

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Bullay Shah Punjabi Sms

Bully Shah..
Dukh dardan di thor v koi nai.
Agg pani da jor v koi nai.
Changa j hove te iko kafi ay.
Bohtay yaar banavan di lore v koi nai

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Roses Punjabi Sms

roses are red,
violets are blue,
Frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

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Couples Punjabi Sms

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

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Rani Raja Punjabi Sms

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid “This was a missed call

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God Punjabi Sms

God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested

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Toffi De Ke Punjabi Sms

oh kehnda menu apni jaan de de ……
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asi ta kise nu toffee de k raaji ni ..

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Sardar Ji Punjabi Sms

Sardar ji is buying a TV
“Do you have color TVs?”
“Sure.”
“Give me a green one, please.”

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Jannat Punjabi Sms

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli…..
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!

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Punjabi Santa Sms

Punjabi Sms Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

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Miss Punjabi Sms

“(”,)/’ Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
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(.”) pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???

INNNNA ,,
,______c”,)________,
))
./.> SAARA

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Santa Punjabi Sms

Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?

Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

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I Love U Punjabi Sms

Boy: “I Love U” ki hunda hai?
Girl: Mein tere naal pyar kardi han.
Boy: Bus English ca ik Question ki puchhya
tenu mere naal pyar ho gaya !!

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Mujj Waichi Punjabi Sms

Arz Kia Hai,
Main MAJJH Wechi Me GAAN Wechi….

Wah Wah Wah

Main MAJJH Wechi Me Gaan Wechi,

Meri Appni C Mein Taan Wechi… ;->

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Aj Ishq De Tournament

Aj ishq de tournament
ander
Main pyaar de final
haar gya
Hui husan di batting
taiz bari
Hr chakka boundry
toon paar gya
Mera dilbar guglian
bollan wich menu pyar
da bouncer maar gya
Kita catch ohne mera
dil yaaro
Main jitya match v
haar gya … ;->

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Jiven Thandi Sill

Lami Raat Firaaq di…
Jiven Thandi Sill…
Charheya Chan Aasman te…
Kunban laga Dil…..!

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Sun ni Kuriye Rangan Diye Puriye

Sun ni Kuriye
Rangan Diye Puriye
Mein Tur Jawan ga
Mur ke nai aawan ga
Feer Pachtaen gi
Has ke Bulaen gi
Feer vi nai aawan ga
Uchay Aasman da
Taara ban jawan ga
Door Door Rawan ga
Te Tenu Tarfawan ga

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Apna Ap Lakona Okha

Rah de wich Khona Okha.

Apna ap lakona okha.

Enni wadh gaye wunya dari.

Kalleyan beh ke rona okha.

Dagh muhabbat wala bahu.

Lag javay ta dhona okha

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Tere Dardan Nal O Pardesi

Tere dardan nal o pardesi,
kevain hodi he mulaqat na puchh,

Bund kamray di khamoshi wich kevain katday nay din raat na puchh,

Har roz musalsal hanjuan di ,kevain hondi he barsat na puchh,

Meda yar tu ap siyanaan aen, meda chehra perh halat na puchh.

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Kuri To Pehly Dekho Uda Peyo

Tharki Crow…

Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pain ji kainda c o,

MORAL:
Kuri to pehly dekho uda peyo… ;->

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