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1 Pathan Naya Naya Doctor Bana
Doctor Banne K Bad Us Ne Phla Operation Kia
Operation Theater Se Nikal Kr Kehta Hy
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Ya Allah pehla tohfa behja hai kabol krna…
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Pathan Ko Ek Jadoo Ka Chiragh Mila
Us Ne Usy Ragra To Ek Jin Nikla
Jin Ne Kaha: 3 Khuwaishen Batao ..
Pathan: 1- Khoobsurat Aalishan Ghar Ho
Ghar Aagaya
2- Ghar Main Bahot Ameer Log Rehty Hon
Log Aagaye
Pathan:
3- Ab is Ghar Main Mujhe Chokidar Lgwa Do face-smile-big.png
Jin: Lakh Lanat Tere Te ..
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Pathan K Ghar Larki Hui.
BV:
Suno G! Jab Ye Bari Hogi Tu Larky isay cherey ge!
Pathan:
Hum Is Problm Ka Hal Soch Liya Hay:~
Hum Iska Naam
“BAJI” Rakhay ga.
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Pathan’s wife bought a beautiful sweater 4 her husband… She sent it to him by parcel along wid a note… Tht said “d buttons of d sweatr r removd since they were too heavy & added to d postage. U’ll find ‘em in d rite hand pocket of d sweater…” ;->
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Teacher: what is meant by ” I MISS YOU ” Pathan: is ka matlab hai ‘ me tumhari miss hon’.
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1dfa pathan khudkushi pr TKreer kr rhaTha Pathan jzbati ho kr kehne lga Khudkushi hram ha Kufr ha Gunah ha Zulm ha Is se behtr ha k insn zehr kha k mar Jaye.
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eik pathan Cycle pe larki k samne zor say gira or jaldi sy khra ho gya.. . Larki: oh my god .
Pathan: Hum aisy he utrta hai…’(':’)’
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School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?
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Pathan: Jab Hum Chota Hota Tha Tab Hum Ye Darakht Par Charh Jata Tha. Friend: Wo Kaisy? Pathan: Us Waqat Ye Darakht B Chota Hota Tha…
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Teacher: Qaid-e-Aazam Aur Allama Iqbal Main Kia Cheez Same Hai? Pathan: Dono Chutti Wale Din Paida Howe…:-)
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Ek pathan aasman par daikh raha tha us ne ek doosre pathan se poocha Yara! Yeh sooraj hay ya Chand? 2nd Pathan: Pata nai.. Hum to iss sheher mai naya aaya hai.
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Pathan Ne 1 Ghar me Chori Ki, Sab Kch Lutne K Bad Jayenamaz B Utha Li. Malik Bola Ye Jaynamaz To Chor Jao Pathan: Khocha Hm Tum Ko Kia Kafir Nazar Ata he.
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Ek pathan ko UFONE mein job mili agly din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya. Bcoz 1st Call: Sir meri UFONE ki SIM block ho gai hai Pathan: To pagal ZONG le lo na.
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Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi, Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha. Pathan ne us se kaha: O yara tum ro mat, “Hum dobara shaadi kare ga..”
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Pathan: Yaar aaj maine apni bivi ko kisi aur k sath cinema jatay hue dekha. Dost: To un k pechay kyun nahi gae. Pathan: Yar maine wo film 4 dafa dekhi hoe thi.
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Teacher: Oye Tumko KUTTEY par Mazmoon Likh kar Laney ka kaha tha? Pathan: Hum kya karey, jab Hum ne KUTTEY par Pen rakha tö wo Hamara tang par Kaat krar bhag gaya.
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Pathan ko dost ne khanay pe bulaya. Pathan jab dost ke ghar aaya toh ghar pe tala laga tha, Aur likha tha maine bewaqoof banaya tumko. Pathan ne Hoshiyari dikhai or niche likh diya, “Main toh aaya hi nahi tha”
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Ek Pathan apna Saman Ly kr GEO k office pohnch gya or pocha “WO BAJI KAHA HY? JO KHABRON K BEECH MAI KEHTI HY HAMARY SATH RHYE GA” “Me Sath Rhny aya ho”
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Aik pathan apne rickshy k sath khra tha aik aadmi aya or pucha: khan bhai iqbal town jao ge? Khan: mei to chla jaunga lakin mere rickshay ka kon khayal rakhega?
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Pathan: Yaara hamara b.v hum ko chor k chala gaya. Friend: Tum us ko piyar nhi kerta ho ga. Pathan: O nhi oye, Qasam Khuda ka, saga behan samjhta tha uss ko.
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Aik Train ulatnay ka Case Adalat mein tha. Train ka Driver jo ke Pathan tha, Us se Poocha ke tumne Train Patri se kiu Utarai?? Pathan: O yaara aik banda samnay aa gaya tha to brake marne ka time nahi tha. Hamara Assistant ne bola ke is ke oper char ha do. Wakeel: Phir? Pathan: Bas woh banda Patri se utar gaya..!
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1 pathan nay niya mobile kharida: Doston nay kaha ka paa G matiyai to khila do. Or pathan nay: Mobile baich ker matiye khila di.
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Kare woh pyaar shubha shaam zaruri to nahi
Har chahaat ka ho sahi Anjaam Zaruri to nahi
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Pyaar to pyaar hai chahe chhup-chhup he kare,
Log Charche kare Saare-aam zaruri to nahi,
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Air hostes to pathan in plane khan sahb ap kia lainge
pathan.
Me neeche uter kar rakshaw loonga
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SUPER BEZTI
Larki: Tm itne Kaalay kyun ho??
Larka: Kaala main ho tumharay Baap ka kya jata hay??
Larki: Mere baap ka chala jata to tm itne Kaalay na hote.
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1 phatan ko log maar rahay thay
Aik admi nay phoocha kyun maar rahay ho?
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Log bolay subha say pouch raha hai valentine day ki namaz kitnay bajay hogi??
.’.’.’.HapPy
.’.’.’.Velintine Day! ._._._._._._.
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Pathan:Molvi sahb 1 masla malom karna hy
Kia larrkion ko chup chup k dekhne se gunah milta hai?
Molvi: pata nhi lekin main ehtyatan astaghfar parrh leta hun
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1 Pathan Ramzan Main Dopehar ko Naswar laga rha tha,
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2nd Pathan: Abe ye kya! tera roza nahi hai?
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1st Pathan: Hai! Par itna Kamzor nahi jo Naswar se Toot jayega.
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Pathan:Tm ne mujhe dokha dia ha
Dukandar:Sir mai nay apko asli radio dia hy.
Pathan: Radio par MADE in JAPAN hy,
or ON kro to kehta hai ye radio pakistan hai.
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Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
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Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
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Pathan: “Assalam-o-Alaikum”
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I Love You.
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Pathan ne bhagte hue bs pkri or drivr se pucha:Yeh bus teri bhen hai?
Drivr:nai
Pathan: Phr teri maa hai?
Drivr:nai
Pathn:To phr charne q nai de ra tha…….!
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2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Be”hais Kr rhy thy.
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
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Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
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“Pak gya hon”
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr
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Pathan pehle roze ko masjid me naat prhne gya
sub logo ne ose bht mara!
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Kyun?
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Kyun k pehle hi roze me naat prh raha tha
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“Alvidah Alvidah mahe Ramzan”
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