 |
|
|---|
|
|
Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Baap ko Maar Diya jock, Baap ko Maar Diya msg, Baap ko Maar Diya sms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, Sahi Ho Gaya jock, Sahi Ho Gaya msg, Sahi Ho Gaya sms, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice msg for pathan 2012
Posted in Jokes, Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
.
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
.
.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Al-Quaida
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, Al-Quaida jock, Al-Quaida msg, Al-Quaida sms, Al-Quaida text msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice msg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Lo G! Ab Peshawar K Pathano Ne Ek Aur Faisla Kya Hai.
.
.
Agar Saudi Arab Main Baarish Hogi To.
.
.
.
.
.
Peshawar K Saray Pathan Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay jock, Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay msgf, Chhatri Le Kar Ghoomain Gay sms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice msg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Girl: KHAN SB Tum mujy subha sy ly kr sham tk or sham sy ly kr subha tk pyar kerna
.
PATHAN: oye Zalim ka bachi To phir hum NASWAR kab khaye ga
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, NASWAR kab khaye ga msg, NASWAR kab khaye ga sms, NASWAR kab khaye ga text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice msg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Ek pathan aur ek Sardar ka interview tha..
.
PATHAN se:
Q: Taleem?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Pakistan kb bna?
.
Ans:koshish pehle se chal rhi thi pr 1947
.
Q: Pakistan ka pm kon hy?
Ans: buht ae gae lekn ab geelani shab..
.
SARDAR ye sub sun raha tha usne teno ans yaad krlie
1- B.A,
2- 1947,
3- Geelani
.
ab SARDAR se.
.
Q: Naam?
Ans:B.A
.
Q: Kab paida hoay?
Ans: koshish buhot pehly jari thi per 1947
.
Q: Baap ka naam?
Ans: wese to kitne aaye gaye lekin ab geelani sahab hai
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Pakistan kb bna msg, Pakistan kb bna text msg, Pakistan kb bnasms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice msg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
1. Russian General in 1987:
Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth. These people cant be defeated by force.
.
2. By American General in 2004:
We are fighting a meaning less war against the Rocks.
.
3. By Indian General in Siachin War:
If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.
I’m sure that at least Kashmir was Ours.
.
Dont send ONLY bad msgs in name of Pathans.
.
We Salute Pathans.
Be united , We are all Pakistani.
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, Russian General in 1987 jock, Russian General in 1987 msg, Russian General in 1987 sms, Russian General in 1987 text msg, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Ek Din!
Ek Pathan ki Apne Baap Se Larrai Ho Gai
.
Usne Baap ki Photo Qabrustan Me Ek Darakht Pr Lga D
Or
.
.
.
Uske Neeche Likh Diya
.
“Coming Soon”
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 Pathan text msg, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Coming Soon msg, Coming soon sms, Coming Soon text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
3 Pathan Raat Ko Car K
Derwaze Band Hony Ki Waja Se
Andar Hi Phans Gaye Thy …
Aur Soch Rahe Thy k
Car Main Se Kaisy Nikla Jaye?
1st Pathan:
Yar Aisa Krty Hain k Engine k
Rasty Niklne Ki Koshish Krty Hain.
2nd Pathan:
O Nai Yar,
Diggi k Raste Niklty Hain.
Aur 3sra Jo Un 2no Ki Batain Sun Rha Tha, Bola:
Yar Jo Bhi Krna Hai,
Jaldi Karo Barish Hony Wali Hai,
Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, 2nd Pathan jock, 2nd Pathan msg, 2nd Pathan text msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai jock, Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai msg, Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nhi Hai sms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Judge: Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Gya Hai
Kal Tumhain Phansi Pr Latkaya Jaye Ga
Pathan: Wo to Thik Hai
Laikin Utara Kab Jaye Ga
Hum Sham Ko Rikshaw Bhi Chalata Hai
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, Rikshaw Bhi Chalata Hai jock, Rikshaw Bhi Chalata Hai msg, Rikshaw Bhi Chalata Hai text msg, Rikshaw Bhi Chalata Haisms, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Wedding Night Ko Pathan Room Main Jatay Hi Apni Wife Se Bola,
.
.
.
Jaldi Sojao Kal Valima Mai Bhi Jana Hai
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, Valima Mai Bhi Jana Hai jock, Valima Mai Bhi Jana Hai msg, Valima Mai Bhi Jana Hai sms, Valima Mai Bhi Jana Hai text msg, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Pathan: Is Sheeshay Ki Kiya Warranty Hai?
Shopkeeper: Ap is Ko 100 Flour Se Nechay Girao
To Ye Sheesha 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Tootay Ga…
PPathan: Kar dy Pack
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Kar dy Pack jock, Kar dy Pack msg, Kar dy Pack sms, Kar dy Pack text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Illegal Dewaar
Pathan Ki Biwi Bazar Mai Gum Ho gai
Pathan Hosla Karo Bhai
Teacher to Pathan
Pathan apni Girlfriend ki
Maths Teacher to Brilliant Pathan
Deadly IQ Question
Pathan Student Se Love Ho Gaya
My Name is Khan
Pathan Jokes, I Love You
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, Pathan Ki Biwi jock, Pathan Ki Biwi msg, Pathan Ki Biwi sms, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Joota chupai ki rasm K waqt dulhay ki ek sali ne kaha men to 1100 lungi,
2nd sali boli men to 2100 lungi,
peeche se ek PATHAN bola 2310 mango,
us mai FM B hy…
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Joota chupai jock, Joota chupai msg, Joota chupai sms, Joota chupai text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Policemen: JAIL mæn Kese Aye?
.
Pathan: MEDIA ki LARKI interview ker rahi thi
.
Us k SEENAY per “PRESS” likha tha
.
Mene daba diya bus itni c baat pe me andar
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, itni c baat pe msg, itni c baat pe sms, itni c baat pe text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,
.
Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.
.
.
Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?
.
.
Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.”
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, Try Again jock, Try Again msg, Try Again sms, Try Again text msg, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
1 Pathan ne 1 cow ki kiss li phir toba krny laga k zehan me shetan aa gya tha,
usi wakt shetan aya or bola:Ulu k pathay ye harkt to mere zehan me b nahi thi.
Tags: 1 Pathan ne 1 cow msg, 1 Pathan ne 1 cow sms, 1 Pathan ne 1 cow text msg, 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Doctor :
khan g mubarak ho ap ko 2 jurwa betay huye hain.
.
.
pathan.
ye to hona hi tha main ny koshish jo dono taraf sy ki thi…..
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012, ye to hona hi tha jock, ye to hona hi tha msg, ye to hona hi tha sms, ye to hona hi tha text msg
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Height of common sense.
Teacher: Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai
To HmKo Roshni Pehley or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?
Pathan: Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain or Kaan Peechey..
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, common sense jock, common sense msg, common sense ss, common sense text msg, Kaan Peechey jock, Kaan Peechey msg, Kaan Peechey sms, Kaan Peechey text msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Pathan PCO
Gaya
.
.
Aur
operator ko 2 zordaar thappar lagaye,
.
Guess
y?
.
?
?
.
.
.
?
.
Bcoz
.
Shop per likha tha k
Number milane se pehle 2 lgana mat bhulnå
Tags: 2 lgana mat bhulnå jock, 2 lgana mat bhulnå msg, 2 lgana mat bhulnå sms, 2 lgana mat bhulnå text msg, 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
1 Pathan 15 sal ALLAH se ro ro kr aulad k lye dua mangta raha
.
1 din Pthan k pas frishta aya or bola
.
khan tujy ALLAH ka wasta hy phly shadi to kr ly…
Tags: 1 Pathan 15 sal Allah, 1 Pathan 15 sal Allah msg, 1 Pathan 15 sal Allah sms, 1 Pathan 15 sal Allah text msg, 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Pathan ki flight ma tabyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pucha:
.
“R U suffering from fever”?
.
Pathan:”No,I m gul khan from Karachi 2 peshawar”
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, pathan 2012 funny msg, Pathan ki flight jock, Pathan ki flight msg, Pathan ki flight sms, Pathan ki flight text msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
3 admion ko phansi hone lagi.
Un main say 3 pathan tha.
.
Pehly ko phansi lagayi to rassa dheela hony ki waja sy woh nechy paani main jaa gira.
.
Dosry ko phansi di to woh bhi pani main jaa gira aur bach gaya.
.
Jab tesry ki bari ayi to wo jallad sy bola:
“Khocha yeh rassa thek karlo hum ko terna nai ati”.
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, 3 admion ko jock, 3 admion ko msg, 3 admion ko sms, 3 admion ko text msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, Dosry ko phansi di jock, Dosry ko phansi di msg, Dosry ko phansi di sms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Pathan: kal hum Ne raat se suba tk 4 rupe ghnta packge pe apni grlfrnd se bat kia!
.
Dost: wo Q?
.
Pathan: hum ko Molvi ne bola tha k aj jagne ka raat hai.
Tags: 2012 new collection, 2012 wonderful pathan msg, amazing sms for pathan, attractive Pathan msg, jagne ka raat hai jock, jagne ka raat hai msg, jagne ka raat hai sms, pathan 2012 funny msg, pathan sms 2012, unique pathan sms, very funny pathan jock, very latest msg, very nice mg for pathan 2012
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Pathan k ek jumlay ne Photographer ko pagal kar dia:
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
“Yara passport size photo nikalo
Lekin mera Chappal bhe aana chaheye”
Tags: 2012 amazing jock for pathan, latest Pathan, Pathan k ek jumlay jock, Pathan k ek jumlay msg, Pathan k ek jumlay sms, Pathan k ek jumlay text msg, Photographer ko pagal kar dia jock, Photographer ko pagal kar dia msg, Photographer ko pagal kar dia sms, popular Pathan
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
Teacher :- Qayamat ky din zameen phat jiay g, aasman tukry tukry ho jiay ga
Pathan :- Sir to kia us din school say chuti ho g.
Tags: 2012 funny pathan msg, aqttractive jock for Pathan, latest Pathan jocks, popular Pathan jocks, Qayamat ky din jock, Sir to kia us din jock, Sir to kia us din msg
Posted in Pathan sms Jokes | Comments (0)
|
|
Copyright © 2009 Songzmp3.com All Rights Reserved. |
||