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Very Latest Pakistani Politics Msg

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.
On great public demand releasing all over Pakistan!

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Funny Pakistani Politics Jock

Teacher: Tum paper me fail kyu hoye sawal me choice di to thi?
Student: Kaisi Choice?
Question tha write an essay on any1

A] President ZARDARI
B] Greedy Dog

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Very Amazing Pakistani Politics Msg

agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR &
SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or ship doob jaye to
phir kon bach jayega?
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PAKISTAN

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Funny Pakistani Politics Msg

QuAid-e-AzaM Bhi Foat Ho Gay…
LiaQat Ali KhaN Bhi ShAheEd Ho gay…
IqBal Bhi nahI RaHay….
Ab MeRi Bhi TaBiat TheEk Nahi RehTi…
na Janay Is Mulk ka KyA BaNay gam

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Unique Pakistani Politics Msg

Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something
you want done because he wants to do it. -Dwight D. Eisenhower

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Unique Pakistani Politics Sms

Clinton, Tony & Musharraf died and went to hell.
Clinton called America. Bill 40 rs
Tony called to England. Bill 70 rs
Musharraf called Pakistan. Bill 1 re
Clinton and Tony asked the STD owner, why is this
difference?
He replied: Hell to hell is local.

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Pakistani Politics Sms 2012

Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life
… his brother replied:’kabhi khushi kabhi gham’
wen same question was asked from
Osama he replied:’ kabhi atom kabhi bomb’

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Nice Pakistani Politics Sms

Mankind will never see an end of trouble until…
lovers of wisdom come to hold political power,
or the holders of power…
become lovers of wisdom.

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2012 Pakistani Politics Sms

On great public deman releasing all over Pakistan!
“The return of phoolan devi”,
Directed by Condi Rice,
Scripted in London &
Produced by GHQ.
Character Actress: BB (Benazir Bhutto),
Character Actor:Musharraf
Supporting Actor:Fazal urf Maulana Diesel.
Characterless Actors:Chaudhries & Lagharie,
Dancer: Sherry,
Music: MQM
&
Action sponsored by Al-Qayaida/

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Attractive Pakistani Politics Sms

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

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Attractive Pakistani Politics Msg

Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be
surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought.
-Dwight Morrow

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Attractive Pakistani Politics Jock

Hamara Khwab Bhokaa Nangaa Punjab
Har qadam Khud Kushi Ki Jaanab
” Baat to Ehsaas Ki hai ”
Cycle per Mohar Lagaein
Apni Moat ko Yaqeeni Banain
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi

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Popular Pakistani Politics Text Msg

Malek said:

Mush was out with his driver….. their car hit a dog who died……Mush asked the driver to go and bury the dog in the nearby village while Mush waits in the car……after the burial the villagers showered the driver with flowers and carried him on their shoulders, dancing and were very happy………………….
Mush asked the driver why are they doing this. He replied i dont know Sir i just told them that i am Mush’s driver….aur Kutta mar gya hai…….!

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Popular Pakistani Politics Jock

rasheed said:

amreeka nay jo kutta pala
wardi wala wardi wala

kuttay nay jo kutta pala
wazeer-e-alaa wazeer-e-alaa

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Popular Pakistani Politics Sms

agar aik ship main

Nawaz Shareef
Pervaiz Musharraf
Altaf Hussain
Fazlu rehamn
Pervaiz Elahi
Asif Zardari

ye sab bethay hon aur ship doob jaey tou aap k khiyaal main kone bach jaey ga?

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Popular Pakistani Politics Msg

Lady to Doctor:
In Mardoon ki Bewafai se
Tang aa kar
Dil karta hai k
Kisi kuttay se
Shadi kar lon

Doctor:
Na Bibi Na
Ye tajrba
Benazir ne b kia tha
Aaj nateeja
Pura Pakistan
Bhugat raha hai

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Wonderful Pakistani Politics Msg

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS

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Amazing Pakistani Politics Jock

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and

campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each

from the other. -Oscar Ameringer

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Amazing Pakistani Politics Msg

Those who are too smart to engage in politics

are punished by being governed by

those who are dumber.

-Plato

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Amazing Pakistani Politics Sms

Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has
been concerned with
right or left
instead of
right or wrong.

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Latest Pakistani Politics Msg

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with
a big appetite at one end
and no sense of responsibility at the other.

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Pakistani Politics Jock

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;

others change their principles
for the sake of their party.

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Pakistani Politics Msg

We have plenty of Confidence in this country,
but we are a little short of good men
to place our Confidence in. -Will
Rogers

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2012 Pakistani Politics Sms

Good leaders are like baseball umpires;
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

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