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Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
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Larka: Tum ho kya cheez jo itnay Nakhray dikha rahi ho?
Larki: I am Heroin
Larka: To Heroinchi to main b Hon.
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Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.
Girl smiled & said:
Yes
Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate!
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PYAR ek samandar ki tarhan hai.
or har samandar main nahane ka alag alag hi maza hota hai.
to sub se pyar lena chaiye.
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BOY:
Its just a formality, but I still ask
“can I marry ur Daughter”
FATHER:
‘Who told u its just a formality’?
BOY:
“The Gynaechologist:-
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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..
Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..
Boy-Run away ur father is coming!!
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Bacha Mis Se
Mis Ap Muje Boht Achi Lgti Ho,
Mai Ap Se Shadi Kronga,
Mis Ghusey Se Boli
Mujhe Bachon Se Nafrat He
Bacha!
Miss Mai Koshish Kronga K Bachey Na Hun.
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=Oye sms parnay walay.
Teri to ?
Teri to ?
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Teri to !
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ARE HAN TERI TOyad SATAWy.
I Miss YOU.
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Ek pathan t.v par bomb rakh kar pakistan ka semi final dekh raha tha b.v na pocha k ya bomb kis liya
Pathan:agar ya haar gay to puri team ko bomb sa ura do ga
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ek lrka ek larki
aha aha
adhi raat ko
oho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
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Kbhi hath pe
Kbhi hont pe
Kbhi ankh pe
Kbhi Gal pe
Kbhi nak pe
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Kiss
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Qadar MAKHIYAN tang krti hai
Garmi mai..
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Collge wali Masale dar hoti h
OfficeWali Fikki
GharWali me Taste nhi Ata
HotelWali to Mast Hoti H
Sudhro Kamino
may CHAi ki bat kr raha hu.
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Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi…
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
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school mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,
thodi hum karte hain,
bachcha to nikal hi jayega…!
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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Sensible Lines By A Smoker To His Girlfrnd..
” If you don’t wanna see me smoking,
then you better find other ways to keep my lips busy”..
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Mirchi muh k alaawa or kaha LAGTI h ?
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Kheto me pagal.
Tumhara Ulta dimag galat hi sochoge.
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Kabhi Raaty main leti hun,
Kabhi Din mai leti hun,
Jab bhi jarurat pade,
Prabhu ka naam leti hun..
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Sometimes opportunity knock at the door, other times the knock spoils the opportunity.
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Women r greedy, they want everything from d same man.. Men r so simple, they want the same thing from every woman
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21 Augast Ko Guzri Hui 1 Sachi Ghatna.
7 Saal Ki Bachi Ko Us Ke Baap Or Bhai Ne Lekar Bhut Buri Tarha Se Usko Zabardasti..
School Me Admission Krwaya.
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Bite the Neck Gently
Chew the Breast Softly
Spread the Legs Slowly
Tatse the Juice Excitingly
That is how you have to enjoy a Chick
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Tandoori Chicken
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Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles;
others change their principles
for the sake of their party.
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Please
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( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( “)”.:,”.;.
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/ / ooohhh
( ) ) baby ur good!
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge…
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Height of
bravery!
Going Late To Class,in TOre Jeans&messy hair.
Entring The class widout Permission
n saying to MAM:
“Hey SwEeTy!”
“CARRYY ON DONT STOP”…
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Yar sadi jan ho….
Punjabi ho ya pathan ho..
Coke ho ya shezan ho..
Tussi jo bhi ho sachi saddi jan ho
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Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun para? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saari upar karna photo leni hai.
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A little boy went shopping with his mom and when she
began trying some clothes on in the fitting room, he
remarked, You’ve got big balloons, mum.
Thats not the right word for them..
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