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Mai Vo Shma Hu Jo Sabke Ashiyane Ko Roshn Karti Hai Miscellenous Sms

Mai vo shma hu jo sabke ashiyane ko roshn karti hai, lekin na jane kyuon log mujhe bujha kar chale jate hai.

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God Made Butter God Made Cheese Miscellenous Sms

God made butter god made cheese god made you for me to squeeze god made whiskey god made pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY!

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A Good Friend Miscellenous Sms

A good friend is like a good bra… hard 2 find- comfortable- supportive- prevents u from falling- holds u tight- and is always close 2 ur heart!

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Girls Are Like Phones Miscellenous Sms

Girls are like phones.

we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!

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How Does A Racist Pick His Nose? Miscellenous Sms

Q: How does a racist pick his nose?

A: From the mail-order catalogue.

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Why Didn’t The Racist Cross The Road? Miscellenous Sms

Q: Why didn’t the racist cross the road?
A: He was afraid of the other side.

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Racist’s House And A Porcupine Miscellenous Sms

Q: What’s the difference between a racist’s house and a porcupine?
A: With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Why Is A Racist Like A Drunk? Miscellenous Sms

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.

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Very Stupied Miscellenous Sms

A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,W,Y,Z,.a person who invented these words was very intelligent but very stupied because he kept I and U so far….

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Luck Is Not In Ur Hand Miscellenous Sms

luck is not in Ur hand
Bt work is always in Ur hand
Luck never make Ur work
Bt work can make Ur luck
So always Trust in Urself
U can do everything.

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God Help Those Who Help Themselves Miscellenous Sms

God Help Those Who Help Themselves.

Love to all Human beings

Mohabat e Rasool (SAW) Her Ebadat ki Asal He

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Coffe Ki Khushbu Miscellenous Sms

Coffe ki khushbu,
popcorn ki bahar,
thand ka mausam aane ko tayar,
Thodi si masti,
Thoda sa pyyar,
maflar,sweatar rakho tayyar.Happy winter yaar

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February 2011 Ka Month Miscellenous Sms

february 2011 ka month esa month hy jis main
4 friday
4 saturday
4 sunday
4 monday
4 tuesday
4 wednesday
or
4 he thursday
hain esa feb ka month 100 saal k baad aata hy

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Tumhen Ata Hi Kia Hai Miscellenous Sms

Maine kaha k buhat pyar ata hai tum par
Wo muskura k boly or tumhen ata hi kia hai

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College Life Miscellenous Sms

We came with the fear of not knowing anybody.
But in the end
We go with tears knowing everybody…
And that’s called:
“College Life”

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World Is Not A Parking Place Miscellenous Sms

“world is not a parking place”
its a racing track
so keep on moving
no matter when n where u strt bt reach ur goal& make a new record

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I Am On A Course Of Collision Miscellenous Sms

I’m on a course of collision
I’m not about to give in
Can’t explain my position
Or the condition I’m in

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Can The Baby Live Without Mother Sms

Can u tell me can the fish live without water.

Can the berd live without air.

Canthe baby live without mother .

So tell me how can i live without u

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Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai Sms

Hazaro Larkiyan Aati Hai.

Hazaro Jati Hai.

Hazaro Hasati Hai..

Hazaro Rulati Hai..

Lekin Mere Dost Sath Vohi Nibhati Hai..

Jo Nikah Mein Aati Hai..

Aur Galey Parh Jati Hai

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Q Msg Msg krti hai Miscellenous Sms

Q Msg Msg krti hai,
Q Msg pe tu marti hai.

Ik bat mjhe batla de tu,
ApNa Package Q nahi karti hai,

kya hota hai Msg ka,
Msg ki laga dun dhairi

mai barish kr don Msg ki,
memory full ho jaye teri

msg aaye msg jaye aik ka ho ke tikta na,

mobile tera is model ka bazaron main ab bikta na,

jaan nikale gi ab iski kya niyat hai terii.

Paise ba’cha k msg k kya lagaye gi tu Rerh’hi..(theyla)

Main barish kar doon balance ki eid ho jaye teri

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