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Funny Marriage Sms 2011,

Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!

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Marriage Sms,

son-shaddi mai dulhe ko gadhe pe kuyn nahi betathe?
father-taki log 2 gadhe dekh dar na jaye

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Marriage Sms,

A fact which all ageers..
Kya Apko Pata He Swatantrata Divas Kab Aata He?
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Jab Gharwali Maayke jati hai.

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A Marriage Sms,

man found thousands of ways to cheat GOD…but God punished him by simply
making him a husband

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A Marriage Sms,

Wife:

India jao to saarhee bhejna,

Dubai jao to jewelry,

France jao to perfume!!

Husband ne jal ke kaha,

Or dozakh jaon to kia bhejon?

Wife:

APNI VIDEO

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Very Funny Marriage Sms,

Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?

Socho ?

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Socho ??

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Socho

CHAIN KI SAANS

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Funny Marriage Sms,

Raju-tum mere sath naukar ki tarah behave karna
chodho,Warna?
Wife-warna kya?
Raju-mein do char ghar aur pakad lunga

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Funny Marriage Sms,

Advocate:Talak Karvane K Rs10,000 Lagenge.
Husband:Pagal Ho Kya?Pandit Ne Rs 101 Me Shadi Karvai Thi.
Advocat:Dekh Liya Na Saste Ka Natija

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Yes Dear Marriage Sms,

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

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A Funny Marriage Sms,

A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”

“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

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Funny Marriage Sms 2011,

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.

Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

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Funny Marriage Sms,

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

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Funny Mariage Sms,

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

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Funny Marriage Sms,

Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

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Don’t Marry The Person , You Want To Live With Marriage Sms,

Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With…

Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…

But
Remembr
Whatever You Do,

You Will Regret It Later… ;->

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Shaadi K Baad Marriage Sms,

Shaadi K Baad … !

Pehla Maheena
“FAKHAR Ka”

Doosra Maheena
“JABAR Ka”

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny

“SABAR K Hotey Hyn” ;->

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Marriage Is Natures Way Of Preventing People Sms,

”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;->

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Funny Marriage Sms,

A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …

After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …

And

A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…

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Advise Marriaage Sms,

QUOTE: My Advice To You Is To Get Married. If You Find A Good Wife You Will Be Happy; If Not You Will Become A Philosopher.

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What Is Marriage Sms,

what is marriage?…..
do dilon ka bandhan…..
do atmaon ka milan…….
do bhabnaon ka sammilan….
do insan ki dhadkan.

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Love Aur Arrange Marrige Sms,

Love aur arrange marrige me kia farq hai?

Simple

Love marrige me ap apni girl friend se shadi krte hen..

Aur

Arange marrige me ksi or ki girlfriend se:)

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Why Love Marriage Is Better Than Arranged Marriage Sms,

Why love marriage
is better than arranged???
Because
“A KNOWN DEVIL
IS BETTER THAN
AN UNKNOWN GHOST”

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We Should Also Know Horror

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

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Marriage Is Like

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

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Some People Ask The Secret

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.

She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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