Ek Aadmi ki Ammi ke NIC per Bevah Likh Diya Gaya:
Woh Admi Gusse Main Apne Baap K Saath Nadra ke Office Gaya.
Aur Pathan Manager ko Bola Isay Sahi Kar K Do.
Pathan Manager ne Pistol Nikali Or uske Baap ko Maar Diya.
Aur Bola Ye Lo Sahi Ho Gaya.

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2012 Attractive Pathan Jock

Pathan ki Taang me Gehra Cut lag Gaya:
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Nurse: Is Mai 10 Tankey Lagenge.
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Pathan: Kitna kharcha hoga?
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Nurse: 3000
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Pathan: Tanka Lagwana Hai.
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Karhai Nahi Karwani.

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Wonderful Zardari Sms

Robber: “Give me all your money!”
Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”

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Collection Of New Year 2012 sms

new year 2012 msgs (11)

I wish a very happy, joyfull, successful, colourful, brightful new year to u and ur family. God bless u.

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tum Qurbani k Liye SMS

Oye Janwar

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Lay aye tum qurbani k liye…?

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Like Rain Throughout Sms

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.
“Ramadan Mubarak”

Rehmat Barsatay SMS

Aapko Meri Taraf se
Chamaktay
Damaktay
Rehmat Barsatay
Mehkay Mehkay
Roshan Roshan
Pur Noor
Ramzan ki Aamad Mubarak.

I Am Coming To Ur House SMS

I am coming to ur house to give u all types
of happiness success & joy
plz welcome me..
after few minutes
U know

I’m Ur’s… *Ramadan*
Barkaton n Rehmaton ka Mah-e-Mubarak
Happy Ramadan Mubarak
Remember me in ur prayers.

This Holy Month SMS

Dear!
May Divine Pour His blessings on you
like rain throughout this holy month
recite Quran for blessings
b caring about your prayers
the Merciful will give u more than
your heart desires.

“Ramadan Mubarak”

Responding With Ihram Poem

By Him whose House the loving pilgrims visit,

Responding with ihram at the appointed limit,

Uncovering their heads in total humility

Before One to Whom faces bow in servility.

They exclaim in the valleys, “We have responded to You -

All Praise is Yours, and Kingdom too!”

He invited and they answered, with love and pleasure;

When they called upon Him, nearer came the Divine treasure.

You see them on their mounts, hair dusty and disheveled,

Yet never more content, never happier have they felt;

Leaving homelands and families due to holy yearning,

Unmoved are they by temptations of returning.

Through plains and valleys, from near and far,

Walking and riding, in submission to Allah.

The Month Of Ramadan In Which Sms

(It was) the month of Ramadan in which was revealed the Qur’aan,

a guidance for mankind and clear proofs for the guidance and the criterion (between right and wrong).

So whoever of you sights (the crescent on the first night of) the month (of Ramadan i.e. is present at his home),

he must observe Sawm (fasts) that month…

Ramadan Is Here Sms

Ramadan is here, The month that is blessed;
Ramadan is here, The month we love best.
The month in which the Qur’an was sent;
A time of great blessing in which to repent.
Fasting for Allah is a great Muslim deed;
Controlling desires and Suppressing greed.

Ramadan is coming, Increase your Iman(faith).
Ramadan is coming, Recite the Qur’an.
Take “Suhur” in the dead of the Night;
No eating or drinking during the daylight.
Refrain from bad deeds and repent your soul;
The pleasure of Allah is our only goal.

Even if there is hunger, remember your Lord
And wait until ‘Iftar’ to earn your reward.
Fasting is one of the gifts of Allah
Given to believers to increase ‘Taqwah’ (piety).
We pray to Allah to put right our hearts;
Ask for forgiveness from Allah and make a new start.

Raising our hands we ask for his ‘Rahmaa’;
Hear us our Lord and grant us ‘Jannah’.

May This Ramazan Be As Bright As Ever Msg

May This Ramazan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.

May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.

May this Ramazan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.

May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony

Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak

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Dil Me Bas Yehi Tamana Hai Sms

dil me bas yehi tamana hai ke ramzan ka sahi haq ada huja ye allah hamari
namaz ko roze ko kubool karle aur tilawate quran thik se ho ja ye

The Holy Month Of Ramadan SMS

The holy month of Ramadan,
For all Muslims has begun.
Praising Allah through the day,
From dawn to dusk we fast and pray.
Ramadan Mubarak!

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Ramzan k Dino Me SMS

Ramzan k Dino Me Ghar Se Me Is Liye Nhi Niklta..

Log Roza Na Torh Den Eid ka Chand Samj kr… =P ;->

Gul Ne Gulshan Sms

Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,

Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai..

0n The Day 0f Judgment Sms

0n The Day 0f Judgment
0ur Fasts Will Say :

“0 My Lord, I Prevent Him
From Food And Desires So
…Accept My Intercession For
Him …”

1st Ramzan Muabarak

May ALLAH Give Us The
Strength To Fast With
Dignity
N
May We Understand The
True Essence 0f Ramzan …

Enjoy Your Fast N Feasts ! =)

PAKISTANI Muslims Sms

If Ramadan Is Of
30 Days,
Then
PAKISTANI Muslims
Coincidently, Will Be
…Celebrating EID On
9/11

G.A ALQAEDA … =P xD

Girlfriend ko SMS Nhi Send krey Ga

Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga
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Q?

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Very Simple
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Woh Aftaari Bana Rahi Hogi.tung nahi karna warna pakoray jala degi yaar

Be-zabano ko Jub Wo Zaban Deta Hay Sms

Be-zabano ko jub wo zaban deta hay,
Parhne ko phir wo QURAN deta hay,

Bakshne pay aata hay jub ummat k gunahon ko,
Tohfay mein gunahgaron ko RAMAZAN deta hai

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The Most Beautiful Names Sms

He is the one GOD;
the Creater, the Initiate, the Designer.
To Him belong the most beautiful names…
He is the Almighty, Most Wise.

Wishing you a blessed Ramadan..!

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With BesT WisHes Sms

advance Ramzan mubarK””
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With BesT WisHes….!!

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Hat Jao Nhi Choron Ga Sms

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Dhuz.. Dhuzzz..
Dhuz… Dhouzzz…
Hat jao nhi choron ga..
Dhiskiyaaann…
Dhuzz.. Dhuzzzz….

<(’.') abay lag
/”/> jay gi
_/”/_
kia kar rha hai ??

Hat jao… maar dalun ga un sab ko jo iftaari pe nhi bulatay.

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Best ZUBAIDA AAPA K totke Sms

Sehri k baad 15 ghante
gheri nend so liya jae tou
bhook or piyas nahi lagti.

ZUBAIDA AAPA K totke

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The Month Of Blessings Sms

sMs44 … Greets all our DEAREST MEMBER All
Across The Regions
The Holy Month Of RAMADAN The Month Of
Blessings
And Wish You Have Barakah In This Auspicious
Month
And Apologize If We Have Mistakes
To All 0f You …
Thanks
…
Happy Ramadan In Advance … =)

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Ramadan Calendar 2011 Sms

Sehr-o-Iftar Timing / Ramadan Calendar 2011 / Ramadan TimeTable 2011

Insh’Allah Ta’la 1st Roza in Ramadan 2011 will Start from 2 August 2011
R Sehr – Iftaar
1 4:36 – 19:17
2 4:37 – 19:17
3 4:37 – 19:16
4 4:38 – 19:15
5 4:39 – 19:15
6 4:39 – 19:14
7 4:40 – 19:13
8 4:41 – 19:12
9 4:41 – 19:12
10 4:42 – 19:11
11 4:43 – 19:10
12 4:43 – 19:09
13 4:44 – 19:09
14 4:45 – 19:08
15 4:45 – 19:07
16 4:46 – 19:06
17 4:46 – 19:05
18 4:47 – 19:04
19 4:48 – 19:04
20 4:48 – 19:03
21 4:49 – 19:02
22 4:49 – 19:01
23 4:50 – 19:00
24 4:51 – 18:59
25 4:51 – 18:58
26 4:52 – 18:57
27 4:52 – 18:56
28 4:53 – 18:55
29 4:53 – 18:54
30 4:54 – 18:53

The above time table is applicable for Karachi / Pakistan.
Remember me in ur prayers ,
JazakALLAH.

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I will Jump Send Me Sms

Everyday I wait for ur msg,
But everyday u 4get.
Frm now onwrds
if anyday u 4gt,

then

I’ll jump from
TRAIN WHEN IT STOPS!

Stop smiling,Im serious.

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Sir K Baal Pathan Sms

Pathan:
Sir k bal jaldi safaid hote hen neche k Q nai

2nd pathan:
Q k neche k bal sir k bal se 15 sal chote hote hen

Haso mat
Pehli dafa pathan ne100 sahe bat ki

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Whatevr U HAVN’T Completd IN 11 Months New Year sms

“Happy Last M0nth Of The Year”

May GOD Achieve Your All Remaining Goals IN This Last Month Of The Year,
Whatevr U HAVN’T Completd IN 11 Months
Ameen!

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Ya Allah Tujh Se Maangta Hoon New Year Sms

Ya Allah Tujh se Maangta Hoon
Aisi Maafi Jis K Baad Koi Gunah Na Ho

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Aisi Kamyaabi Jis K Baad Nakami Na Ho

Aisi Izzat Jis K Baad Zillat Na Ho . . .

Naya Islami Saal Mubarak . . .

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I Am Passionate About Him independence sms

I am in love, I am passionate about him, I loving every moment of it and why not its her 61st Birth Day. Its apna Pakistan. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY

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I Have Someting For U Independence SMS

I have someting for u. Close ur eyes: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 CHEATER!!! U didn’t close ur eyes. So nothing 4 u Except My sincerity my love & prayers Happy Independence Day

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Na zuban se, Na nigahon se,Independence SMS,

Na zuban se, Na nigahon se, Na dimag se, Na rango se, Na greeting se, Na gift se, Aapko â€œJashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se

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Wishing Ur mumma A Very Long N Glorious Life Mothers Day Sms

Hearty thanx 2 ur mom 4 giving me such a special person as a frnd.
Wishing ur mumma a very long n glorious life.
Happy mother’s day 2 ur mom

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If wishes come in rainbow colors Holi Sms

If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.

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Mother Is The Biggest Gift Of God Mothers Day sms

Mother is the biggest gift of god
to all human being
Believe it or not she is the real queen
she protect her child and not mean

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Holi Ka Gulal Ho Holi Sms

Holi Ka Gulal Ho
Rango Ki Bahar Ho
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho
Ek Baat Khas Ho
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho
Wish U very Happy Holi

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Dillagi Dosto Ke Naam Hoti Hai Friendship Sms

Dillagi dosto ke naam hoti hai

Dilldari dosto ki shaan hoti hai

Kahi bhi raho par rahoge dil me mere

Yahi sachchi dosti ki pehchaan hoti hai

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Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai? Jokes Sms

Dunia Mai Sab Se Dukhi Aadmi Kon Hai?
Panipuri Wala !
Kaise?
Kyu Ki Ladki Kuwari Ho Ya Married “BHAIYA” Hi Bulati He.

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Aamad Aamad Hai MAH -e- RABI-UL-No0R Ki Islamic Sms

Din HUZUR Ka
Meri Raatein HUZUR Ki

4 Su Hain Mehekti Bahaarein HUZUR Ki

Kar Lo Charaga 0r Khushiyan Manao Momino

Aamad Aamad Hai MAH -e- RABI-UL-No0R Ki

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How Does A Racist Pick His Nose? Miscellenous Sms

Q: How does a racist pick his nose?

A: From the mail-order catalogue.

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Why Is A Racist Like A Drunk? Miscellenous Sms

Q: Why is a racist like a drunk?
A: Cos whatever they say ends in a slur.

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You Dont Really Need Someone Miscellenous Sms

you dont really need someone to complete you;
you only need someone to accept you completely as you are.

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Chotay Chotay Gunaho Say Bacho Islamic Sms

Chotay Chotay Gunaho Say Bacho Kio K Ye Chotay Gunah He Baray Gunaho Ki Tarf Bolatay Hain.
Hazrat Ali (A.S.)

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DAROOD SHARIF Ki Ehmiyat Islamic Sms

Agar ap abhi 2 time DAROOD SHARIF parh lo.aur apni haisiat ke mutabiq send kr do.to kuch lamhon main lakhon DAROOD SHARIF
HUZOOR PAK(S.A.W.W)ko tohfa mily ga..

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Funny Marriage Sms,

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said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”

Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”

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DUA Hai K Teri Duniya Me Koi Ghum Na Ho Sms

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,

Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,

DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon…

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Caring And Beautiful Friendship Sms

This Is For You, My Best Friend,
The One Person I Can Tell My Soul Too
Who Can Relate To Me Like No Other
Who I Can Laugh With To No Extents,
Who I Can Cry Too When Times Are Tough,
Who Can Help Me With The Problems Of My Life.
Never Have You Turned Your Back On Me
Or Told Me I Wasnt Good Enough
Or Let Me Down
I Don’t Think You Know What That Means To Me
You Have Went Through So Much Pain And You Still Have Time
For Me.
And I Love You For Listening Even When Inside YOU Are Dying
And I Look Up Too You Because You Are Strong,
And Caring And Beautiful.
Even Though You Don’t Think You Are.
And I Hope You Know That I Am Always Here
To Listen To You Laugh And Cry And Help
In All The Ways That I Can
And I Will Try To Be At Least Half The Friend You Are
To Me.
I Hope You Know I Would Not Be The Person I Am Today, With Out You.
My Best Friend.

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DREAMS And STARS Good Night Sms

DREAMS
Are Like STARS …
You May Never Touch
THEM … But
If You Follow THEM
…THEY Will LEAD You
To Your DESTINY … =)

Good Night

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Crazy For You Flirt Sms

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

U = Ur friend (Uroosa)

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Be Careful And Love You Flirt Sms

Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

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Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai….
.

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1 Pathan Ki Wall Clock Khrab Ho Gai

’1 Pathan ki wall clock khrab ho gai
clock ko khola to Andar MACHAR mara para tha

Pathan:
O khana khrab ye chlay ga kyse?
Eska to DRIVER hi mara pra hy…!’

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Bare Azeem Hote Hain Woh Log

BARE AZEEM

HOTE HAIN WOH

LOG.

JO KHUD RO KR DOOSRON KO HANSATE HAIN:-

JAISE K….

“ALTAF BHAI”

M Q M!!!

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Dil k Dard ko Lafzon Mai

Dil k Dard ko Lafzon mai dhala na gaya** Ghum k Ansuon ko Aankho se nikala na gaya** Us ne Mujhe Dard is liye diya** Q K us se Mera Pyar Sambhala na gaya

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Agar Karni Thi Bewafaai

agar karni thi bewafaai ,to pahle bata dete. duniya badi haseen thi,hum kahin aur dil laga lete.

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Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Wo Bulayen To Kya Tamasha Ho
Ham Na Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Ye Kinaron Se Khelne Wale
Dub Jayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Bandaparwar Jo Ham Pe Guzri Hai
Ham Batayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Aj Ham Bhi Teri Wafaon Par
Muskurayen To Kya Tamasha Ho

Teri Surat Jo Ittefaq Se Ham
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Waqt Ki Chand Satein ‘Sagar’
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Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung

Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,

Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa

Ab
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
COMING SOON …!!!

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1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho

1 Bar Jan Mang K To Dekho
1 Bar Yääd Kr K To Dekho
Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena

Salman Sutta Peya Ae,
Ty Mobile Silent Ty Vai..

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Kafi Dino Se Sms Nahi Bheja

Kafi dino se sms nahi bheja,
Chalo sit stand kro
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Chalo bus karo ainda
SMS kertay rehna.

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Paksitani Boy Admission In American School

A Paksitani Boy Got Admission In An American School.
Teacher : Whats Your Name ?
Boy : Ahmad
Teacher : No, Now You R In America Your Name Is Johny From Today.

Boy Went Home. Mom Asked:
How Was The Day Ahmad.
Boy : Im An American Now Call Me Johnny.

Mom & Dad Both Got Offended And Beat Him Up.

Next Day He Was Back To School, All Bruised.

Teacher :What Happend Johnny?

Boy : Ma’am, Just 4 Hours After I Became American, I Was Attacked By Two Pakistanis!

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Define Love And Describe In Detail

Medical Question:

Q. Define Love And Describe In Detail.

Ans. A Serious Disorder Of Heart Due To Relationship Between Men And Women That Can Sometime Cause Death Of 1 Or Both Depending On The Resistance Associated.

Types:
1 Way
And 2 Way.

Age:
Usualy Occurs In Puberty Bt Nowdays It Can B Found In Any Age Group.

Sites Affected:
Brain And Heart

Risk Factors:
- Teenagers
- Boys Without Sisters
- Girls Without Brothers

Etiology:
- Time Pass
- Desired To Be Loved
- Money And Beauty

Symptoms:
- Tension
- Daydream
- Tachycardia
- Insomnia
- Phone Addict
- No Concentration

Investigation:
- Diary
- Album
- Books
- Mobile (Most Confirmatory)

Treatment:
Anti Therapy By Father, Or Brother Or Mom’s Chappal. ;->

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Don’t Stand Too Much In Front Of MIRROR

Don’t stand too much in front of MIRROR.
Even da Mirror will fall in Love wid U
Coz
U r so Cute & Dashing..

4
more
JOKES
recharge Rs 30/- on my number;-)

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Every Tear Is a Sign Of

Every tear is a Sign of
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Cutting Onions!

Every Silnce is a Sign of
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Zero balance!

Every Smile is a Sign of
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Daily Brushing!
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Life is so Simple
Dont make it Complex with difficult Explanations

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Fact of Life

Fact of Life…

Only 1% of the girls
become wife of their lovers,
the remaining become
passwords on the computer!

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