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Psychology Of Life Insult Funny Sms,

Psychology of life:
At the beginning of any relationship every girl treats her boyfriend as ‘GOD
But later on somehow the alphabets get reversed

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Insult Sms Kmal Hoi,

Select any 1 of these:
Hammer

Handle
Gun
Pipe
Tube
Mike
Rod
Stick
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& hit it on ur head with it
when ever u forget to wish me Good morning!

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Funny Insult Sms,

Why do men spend so much time on improving there styles..??
Bccz they know that women are stupid but not blind….
Ha ha ha

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Duniya Me 2 Tarha Ke Log Hote Hai Insult Sms,

Duniya me 2 tarha ke log hote hai
Smart
Lovely
Smart: Wo hai jisne Apko ye msg send kiya hai.
Aur
Lovely: Wo hai jiska Aap msg padh
rahen hai…. :D

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Apne Nahi Piya Tabhi To Humne Liya Insult Sms,

1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

“Apne nahi piya
tabhi to Humne liya”

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Boyz Are Always Idiots…. Insult Sms,

If girls is in love, her
parents asks :
Who is that idiot ?
If boyz is in love, his
parents asks ?
Idiot who is that girl ?
MORAL : No matter whoever
in love,
Boyz are always IDIOTS….

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One of the Intelligent Monkey Mising Inj Zoo.! Insult Sms,

One of the
Intelligent
Monkey
Mising
Inj
Zoo.!
Its name is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
is..
Don’t worry
It is not u,
beCos
It is intellige

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Husband Wife Insult Sms,

Wife-kal raat tumne mujhe
neend mein gali di thi…
Husband-tumhari galat fehmi hai
janu….
Wife-Kaisi galat fehmi..?
Husband-yahi ki
.
Main neend mein tha:-)

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Attractive Insult Sms,

Specialty of girls :
Chennai : Intelligent
Chandigarh : stylish
Punjab : Colorful
Mumbai : Hot
Kashmir : Attractive
UP : kuch ho na ho
par
By god

Attitude ki koi
kami nhi hai……

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Where R U Insult Sms,

I m at police station. The police caught me and filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

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Cartoon Insult Sms,

God Made EntertainMent And Called It Fun,

God Made Daylight And Called It Sun,

God Made Night And Called It Moon,

God Made You And Called It Cartoon…

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Mendak Insult Sms,

Ek Mendak ne pandit se
apna future poocha

Pandit : Tujhe ek ladki milegi
jo tera dil le jayegi..

Mendak Khushi se :
Wo milegi kahan ?

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Pandit :
Biology lab mein…..

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Larka Larki K Father Se Insult Sms,

Larka Larki K Father Se:
Main Apki Beti Ka Hath Mangnay Aya Hun..
.
Larki K Father:
Kyun?
.
Larka:
Kyun K Ab Meray Hath Thak Chukay Hain Msg Karte Karte “Budhay”

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Teacher Student Se Insult Sms,

Teacher student se:
“Table pe ink kis ne grai hai?”
Is jumlay ko apni zaban mai kis trha kaho ge?
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Studnt:
“Ye kis kuttey k bachy ne apni auqat dikhai hai”

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Boy To Slim Girl Insult Sms,


“SOLID BEZATI”

Boy to slim girl: apni body to dekho jese haddiya hi haddiya ho…!¡

Girl : isliye itni dair se soch rhi hu k mere pas kutta kyun khara ha.

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Bhaago Bhoot aaya Solid Insult Sms,

Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.

Stars+moon = A romantic night.

Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.

U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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U r ULLU Insult Sms,

U r Ultimate

U r Lovely

U r Likable

U r Unique

In short ……

U r ULLU !!!

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Stupid Style Insult Sms,

Aapke haath me
mobile hai..

Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai…

SMS ki aChchi khasi
File hai…

Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte…

yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??

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Kya Hua Zoo Waalon Ne Dobara Pakad Liya Kya? Insult Sms,

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo waalon ne
dobara pakad liya kya?

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Meethi Insult Insult Sms,

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful

You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic

You=fabulous
Me=liar

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You Are Mad

Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE:P

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Ultimate Insult

Ultimate insult..

I Iove your smile becoz..
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My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!! :D

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Ek Accident Ho Gaya Hai

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega

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ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI

Whenever you feel sad
Go infront of the mirror
look at Yourself ‘n say
“I M S0 CUTE”
You will smile automaticlly

But dont make it a habit Because

ROZ ROZ MAJAK Achchha NAI..

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Getting A Friend Is Like Sunrise

Getting a Friend is like sunrise:
It happens daily.
Getting True Friend is Like Rain,
It occurs Yearly,
But Getting a Friend Like “You”
are Like SUNAMI.
Such Disasters Occur Rarely..!

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Please Sometime Use Your Brain

What Are ‘I’ & ‘U’ ?
Friend?
Lover?
Brother/Sister?
What?
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What Your Heart Saying?
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Dear,Please Sometime Use Your Brain…

‘I’ & ‘U’ Are Vowels.. ! ;-) :-)

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Lonely Without U

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

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I M Worried Coz Todays Paper

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

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Dobara Pakar Liya Kya?

No visits…

no calls..

no sms’s…

no letters…

no missed calls..

I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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Aj Ye Jaga Khali Na Hoti

Ur 5 qualities:

1———

2———

3———

4———

5———

Agar zindagi main kabhi
koi acha kam kia hota
to aj ye jaga khali na hoti

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