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Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gain

Shadi Mei Jin Aa geya,
Jin Ko Dekhte hi Larkyon Ki Chekhen Nikal Gaen,
1 Baba Ne Kaha
Sari Larkiyan Wazu kar k Aen,
Sab Wazu kar k Ain
.
Tou
.
Jin Ki Chekhen Nikal Gain.

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Latest Funny Hindi Sms

4 Marasi janazay ko tezi se le kar
qabron k oper se guzar rahay thay.
admi:
oye sharam karo neechay murday hain.
Marasi:
Te uttay kera asi world cup chukeya ae.

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Loan Reject Kia Hai

1990 INDIAN development bank Ny Mahesh Ambani
ko 2 lakh ka QaRza deny se inkar kia tha,
2001 Ma Mahesh Ambani ne us bank ko kharid liya.
Aaj 7.April .2011 ko U FONE  Walon ne mere 15 rupay ka Loan Reject kia hai.
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(.”)
<II> BSs hun
/ \ Wekhho.
.
ethay Hondaa ki AE.

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Variety Of Bacteria Will Die

Now Medical Science Proved That In A LIP Kiss 0.7Gm protein
0.45gm fat 0.19gm chemical
50 variety of bacteria will die.
This Is True. So Catch Ur Lover & Start Kissing & BE Healthy
DR:imran hashmi (PHD KISSIOLOGY).

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Aj Sab Gile Mita Do

“Itna “QAREEB” Aao K Jee Bhar K Dekh L0un,
Shayad K Phir Milo To Ye “ZOAQ-E-NAZAR” na ho,
Yun utro mere “DIL” me Ankhon k Raste,
Mujh men “SAMAA” jao k “NAZAR” ko khaber na ho,
“MUDDAT” hue mile nahi ik doosre se hum,
Aj sab “GILE” mita do koi “SHIKWA” phir na ho,
Mere samne bethey raho men dekhta rahun,
Ruk jaye “KASH” waqt
“TALU-A-SAHER na ho,
Kar lo mujh se “WADA” mere ho  bas mere
Jab sath mera do to Zamane ka “DAR” na h0.

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Boy To Girl Funny Sms 2011

Boy:
pee lon tere neele-neele naino ki shabnam
Pee lon tere geele-geele hoton se sargam.
Girl:
in 2no k bech me naak b ati hai wahan se b kuch kha pee lay bhoke:

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Dil Me Itna Dard Ha

Khata hogai to saza suna do,
“Dil me itna dard ha waja bata do,
“Dair hui yaad karne me zaror lekin,
“Tum ko bhula denge ye khayal Dil se bhula do.

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Dil Ne Mehsoos Kiya

Aksar logo ko kehte suna tha.!

“zinda rahe to phir milenge”.!
Lekin..?
Aapko milne k baad dil ne mehsoos kiya
.
“Milte rahe to zinda Raheinge”.

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Mohabbat Bhi Nafrat Bhi

Pani ki lehron pe hurf-e-bayan likhna choor do,
Sahil pe rait k kachy makaan banana chor do,
Chaho to besbab chaho humain warna,
Meri mano to chaht k asbab banana choor do,
Zamana nam hay mushkilon or nafraton ka,
Mere liye zamana ya mujhy zamany k liye chor do,
Hosla to bohut deti hai mohabbat bhi nafrat bhi,
Mujhay panay ki koshish to karo chahay hasil kar k choor do.

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Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago

Baba Ranchhor Das chanchar said :
Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,
Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,
Neend khud Ae Gi.
Just for students!

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Saady Han Te Light E Nahi Hundi

Indian:
Tum log IPL dekh kar jal rahe ho gay na t.v pr??
Pakistani:
ha ha ha ha, nai g
Saady han te light e nahi hundi.

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Na Jane Wo Hum Se Kya Chupati Thi

Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi
Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi
Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti
To pata chla munni naswar khati thi.

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SUSAR Ne Khud Kushi Kar Li

Bahu K 2 Affair Sun Kar SUSAR Ne Khud’Kushi Kar Li,
4 Aur Affair Sun Kar Husband B Mar Gaya Magar
SAAS Chup Rahi
Why ??
Kyun K.
“SAAS B Kabi BAHU Thi”.

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Osi Ne Mujhy Kaha Tha

Mene uska chehra thapar  mar mar kar lal kar dia
“pappu”
Q k osi ne mujhy kaha tha k
.

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Thappar se dar nai lgta sahab”pyar”se lgta hai
Full (DaBaNNg).

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Gali Wichon Koi Gulaab Langda

Saddi gali wichon ek nawab langda,
moo te kar k o naqaab langda,
Ya te o sanu jaanda e nai,
Ya o pi k sharab langda,
Ondhe jaan to bad gali wicho enjh khashbo aandi
Jiwen gali wichon koi gulaab langda
Sanoo te o sohna maar hi geya
Jhera seene naal la k kataab langda.uff

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Wasta Husn Se

Wasta husn se, ya shiddat-e-jazbat se kya?
Ishq ko tere qabeelay ya meri zaat se kya?
Meri masroof tabiyat bhi kahan rok saki,
Wo to yaad aata hai, usko mere din raat se kya?
Pyaas dekhun, ya karun fikr ke ghar kacha hai
Soch main hun, ke mera rishta hai barsaat se kya.?
Aaj usay fikar ke kya log kahen ge
“SAGAR”,
Kal jo kehta tha mujhe rasm-o-riwayaat se kya.?

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Obama Announces Osama Killed

2003:
Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.
2005:
Osama killed, finally.
2011:
Obama announces; Osama killed.
What’s next ??..
2016 ??
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Ab Main Usay Kiya Btaon

Us Ne Muj Se Meri Barbadi Ka Sabab Poocha
.
FARAZ
.
Ab Main Usay Kiya Btaon
k .
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Main Toh Aewein Aewein Aewein Aewein Aewein Lutt Gaya.

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Konsa Song Meri Ankhon K Sath Sajay Ga

Aj eyes day hy.
K0nsa s0ng meri ankh0n k sath sajay ga…?
1.Tere must must do nain
2.Tere nena
3.Ankhe teri itni haseen
4.Gulabi ankhe jo teri dkhin
5.Naina thag lenge
6.ankho ki gustakhyan
7.Ankhon me teri ajab c ajab c adaen hen
.
Jo muj sy jealous hoga wo ans ni dy ga.

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Dushman k 3 Alag Alag Naam

Wife
BV
aur
Begum
main kiya
Farq hai.???
.
.
.
“Kuch farq nahi hai Dost”
.
“Ye hindustan,

india
or bharat
ki trha 1 hi Dushman k 3 Alag Alag naam hain.

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Hatkari Lagi Hui Thi

1 aadmi apni BV K 7 ja raha tha rastay mein usay 1 Dost mila
jisay hatkari lagi hui thi aur police ne pakra huwa tha.
Aadmi:
kya huwa?
Dost:
mainay apni BV ko maar diya.
Aadmi:

kitni saza hui?
Dost:
6 haftay.
Admi: sirf 6 haftay!
Us ne ye suna aur police walay ki gun se apni BV ko maar diya.
Dost:
abay ye kya! Pori baat tou sunta,
mujhay 6 haftay mein phansi ho jaye gi.

\(‘;’)/ O main tou
| | awain awain
/\ awain awain lut gaya..

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Don Sirf Sms Karta Hai

D O N
Ki call KA INTEZAR TO 11 colleges ki larkiyan kar rahi hain
mager
D O N   Sirf sms karta hai
Kyun k
DOn   Da  hath tang ay.

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Funny Hindi Sms

Doston k bagir life asay hai
..Jasey..
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Katrina ki MoviE raDio py CHAL rahi ho.

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