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Great Zardari Msg

Zardari Ne Awam K Vote Ka Kesa Sila Dia!

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Itni Mahengai Ki K Hansto Ko Rula Dia

Socha Tha K Shayud Salary Barhay Gi,

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Salary Ghanta Barhi, GHANTA Barha Dia

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Amazing Zardari Jock 2012

Scratch and Win

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Zradari

Mobarak ho app ka KUTTA Nikla hai.

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2012 Wonderful Zardari Sms

Agar Pakistani Awam ko Aqal hoti to kiya hota?

Qazi Hussain Pistay Bechta!
Fazal ur Rehman Kesi School ka Chokidar hota!
Chaudry brothers doodh bechty
Sheikh Rasheed Bus conductry krta hota
Sharif Brothers Arbon ke Oont Charaty
Musharaf Bank Guard Hota
Zardari Amiron ke Kutty Nehlata

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Amazing Zardari Sms 2012

Zardari ko juta nhi laga tu kya hua “Faraz”
Akhir Jutay ki bhi koi self respect hy….!

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2012 Very Popular Zardari Msg

Janab
Zillat maab
haqeer
Faqeer
qatil-e-banazir
Misl-e-kanzeer
Be-zameer
asif ali zardari nay frmaya
Swis account de case na putto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
100 de card picche 32 lutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Gareban nu lamyan pa k kutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto
Is msg nu aggy Sutto
G.A Bhutto
G.A Bhutto

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2012 Funny Zardari Msg

Jabb Joota BUSH Ko Laga Tha
Woh Zyada Daer Sadar Nahi Reh Paya Faraz
Mujhe Bhi Joota Parr Gaya Hai
Lagta Hai Mere Din Bhi Thoray Hain

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Attractive Zardari Text Msg

Shiri Rehman Farmati hay
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
wah wah
Zardari hazir hay jooty ki saza panay ko
liken koi jutey say na mare mere dewane ko

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Attractive Zardari Jock

Admission Open ZICM Zardari Institute Of Corruption & Management Offers Degrees In:
MSc (Masters in Social Crimes)
M.I.T (Masters In Thefts)
M.B.B.S (Masters in Bomb Blasting Suicide)
M.B.A (Masters in Bankrupt Art)
M.C.S (Masters in Corruption Sciences)

Also 6 Months Diploma In 10% Commission Management

s0 Apply right now .

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Attractive Zardari Msg

Go Musharaf Go Ki Kamyabi K Bad
Ek Nai Tehreek Chalne Ja Rahi Hai
Jis Mein Awam Nangay Ho Kar
Jaloos Mein Pichwara Hela Kar Nara Lagainge.

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Wonderful Jock For Zardari

Shetano Ka School

Attendnce:

Ajooj Majooj
Yes Sir!

Zakoota
Yes Sir!

Drakola
Yes Sir!

Iblees
Yes Sir!

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Zardari !

Sir Wo Pakistan Lootne
Gye Hua Hai.

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Unique Zardari Msg

Never Trust A Crying Woman
And A Smiling Man,

Both Are Extremly Dangerous

It Is True

See

Crying Meera & Smiling Asif
Zardari.
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errorists Have Kidnapped
Our Beloved Zardari & Demanded
$50000000,
Otherwise
They Will Burn Him Wid Petrol.
Please
Donate!!!

I Hav Donated 10 Litres

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Amazing Zardari Sms

” MUSHARAF Vs ZARDARI ”

Aata Rs.13=31
Sugar21=55
Milk32=46
Petrol54=61
Bike32000=45000
AC 20000=32000
Stock Market 16000=9000
US $ 60=83
GST 15%=16%
Tax On Call & Sms 9%=15%

We Don’t Want This Democracy.

We Want MUSSHARAF
Back:->

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Amazing Zardari Text Msg

American Citizen;
Hum Log Ghar Ki Rakhwali K Liye
Kutta Rakhte Hain

Pakistani Citizen:
Ye Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Humne To Pure Mulk K Liye Rakha Hua Hai

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Amazing Zardari Msg

ZARDARI Per Mazmoon

Aap 1952 Mein Peda Huye.
Aap Ney Begairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apney Mohallay Se Shuru Ki,
Aur Aala Taleem Ke Liye Jail Chale Gaye
Jab Dakku Hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kiya
To Aap Ney Hakoomat Ke Khazanay Ko
Lootney Ke Plan Bananay Shuru Kar Diye
Aur Phir Benazir Se Shaadi Kar Ke
Aap Ney Professional Begairti Ka Aghaz Kam Umri Mai Hi Kardiya
Hukumat Ne Apko Number 1 Lutere Ka Award Diya
Aur Apke Dant Bahir Nikal Diye

Apni Kurtuton Ki Waja Se Ap Jald He
Mr.10% Mashoor Ho Gaye.
Apne Apni BV Ko Jannat Ka Ticket Le Kar Diya
Aur Khud Kursi-E-Sidarat Pey Aa Bethy
Aur Mulk Lootne Mai Aala Maqam Hasil Kya
Apki Tareekh Wafat Ka Sabko Intezar Hai
Allah Pakistani Awam Ko Apke Manhus Saye Se
Nijaat Dilaye
Ameen

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Wonderful Zardari Jock

Breaking News
Advertisement

President Zardari Announces
20kg Sugar
As A Reward For M.Amir &
5kg For Saeed Ajmal Of The
Cricket Team Fo Rtheir Fighting Perfomance
Advertisement

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Wonderful Zardari Msg

President Zardari Announces
20kg Sugar
As A Reward For M.Amir &
5kg For Saeed Ajmal Of The
Cricket Team Fo Rtheir Fighting Perfomance

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Popular Zardari Jock

1 Bache Ne Zardari Se Kha
Janab 14 Mahine Ho Ge
Humare School Main Teacher Nahi Aya

Zardari:
Toh School Kese Chal Rha Ha

Bacha:
Jese Mulk Chal Rha Ha….

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Popular Zardari Sms

Insaanon Ki Qabar Par Likha Jata Hai,

“Aakhri Araam Gaah”

Magar Asif Zardari Ki Qabar Par Likha Jaye Ga,

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“Aakhri Harami Tha”

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Popular Zardari Msg

Quaid-e-Azam Was
Quaid-e-Millat

Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat

Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat

Gilani ?
Izzat Ki Qillat
Aur
Zardari ?
Zillat Hi Zillat

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Latest Zardar Text Msg

American -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Legs
We Put Him Artificial Legs Now He Is Race Champ.

Russian -
In Our Country Man Had No Arm
We Put Him Artificial Arm
He Is Now Boxing Champ.

Pakistani -
In Our Country
A Man Had No Brain
We Put Sindhi Cap On His Head
Now He Is Our President..

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Latest Zardari Jock

Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .

Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain .

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Latest Zardari Msg

Aapko khushian itni milain jitni Musharraf ko galiyan,
Aapki zindagi se gham aise khatam hon jese PTV se haya,
Aap ko GEO jaisa sabar milay,
Shohrat itni milay jitni “BB” ko mili
Health aisi mile jaisay SANGEETA ko
OR
Aapke din aise phirain jaisay zardari k!!!

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Latest Zardari Sms

Subse pehlay sadar-e-Pakistan,
Mulk ko bana do Qabristan,
Khatam karo musalman,
Dollar hai apna Eman,
Or Bush hai Abba jaan,

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Nice Zardari Sms

Ab CORRUPTION Ki Baari Hai
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zaradari Hai

Ab Aap Ki Izat, Apni Zimmadari Hai
Kyun k Izzat Ka Shikari Asif Zaradari Hai

Ab Tabahi Qismat Humari Hy
Kyun K Ab Daur-e-Zardari Hai . .

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Very Funny Zardari Sms

Asif zardari ne Islmabad men
Nawaz sharif k sath mil ker Coca Cola pi
or Nawaz Sharif ne kaha k
judge kub bahal hongay?
to Zardari ne kaha..
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BRRRRRRRRRRRR.!!!…….

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