Shadi Funny Sms

Makhi Or Mchar Ki Shadi hoi:
Machar kamre se bahir tehal raha tha us k
dost ne pocha bahir kya kar rahe ho andar jao
Machr:
teri bhabi andar MORTEIN laga k bethi ha.

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Shor Macha Doonga

Masoom Dhamki:
1 chor chori kar k ghar se ja raha
tha k bache ki aankhh khul geyi
bacha bola:
Mera School Bag Bhi Le ja Kamine
Warna
Shor macha doonga,

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Bartan Toot Gia

Nokrani Se Bartan Toot Gia
Malkin Ne Kaha Kamini Ye Kya Kiya Tu Ne?
Bacha:
Mama;
Ye kamini Kia Hai?
Maa:
Ye Sochty Huwe K Bacha Gali Na Seekh
Jaye Keh Diya “Sehatmand”  Aglay Din Phir
1 or Bartan Toot Gia Malkin Ne Phir Se Gali Di:
Haramzadi Phir Bartan Tor Diya
Bacha:
Maa Haramzadi Kia Hai?
Maa:
“Kamzor 1 Din Bachay Ki nani Bemar Ho gai
Bacha maa k sath nani ko dekhny gaya or
kehny laga Mama Pehly nani Ktni
kamini Thi Ab ktni Hramzdi Hoti ja rahi hein.

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Kisi Ko Kisi Se Mohabat

Kisi ko kisi se mohabat
Nahi hoti.
.
Log wafa ke naam pe muft chumiyan lete hein.
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(Veena malik dil ka bojh halka karte hue)

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Seedhe Or Saaf Raste Pe Chalo

Aik pakistani saudi arab geya,
wahan wo taxi mein baitha.
Taxi wala use aik ulti phulti or
khaddo wali sarak pe le k ja ra tha.
Wo tang aa geya, par use samajh nai aa rahi thi k
taxi wale ko arabic me kese samjahe k
seedhe or saaf raste pe chalo.
Phir wo uske kandhe pe hath rakh k bola
‘EHDI NASIRATAL MUSTAKEEM,

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Mara V Dil Karda Aey

All Muslim friend se Guzarish hai k
‘WALLS’ ki Ice Cream Na khayain kyun k
jub Aap Log WALLS ki ice Cream khatay hain,
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Allah gawa hai k
.
mara v dil karda aey.

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Dialogue Funny Sms 2011

Pthan:
Yaar Mai 2 Mushkilon Mai Phans Gia Hon
Friend:
Wo Kon si
Pathan:
BV Makeup Karay To Kharcha Naqabil e Bardasht
OR
Na Karay To BV Naqabil e Brdasht

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Hum Ne Khafa Rehney Dia

Hum gaye thay usko manany k liye,
Wo khafa achha laga, hum ne khafa rehney dia.
Tashreeh:
Shaayir apnay mehboob sy keh raha hy k,
.
Paran marr.

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Light Hai

Dekhte hain ke kon “Khush Naseeb”
is sawal ka jawab “Yes” main deta hai ??
Reply must.
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.
.
“Light Hai”.?.

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Life Gvs Us Many Lessons

Life gvs us many lessons!
A famous chinese philosfr said
“Shnguya chi chongo chima shin shun shuna ping pong pingo ching shen
cha chi cho,chon choon chang,chao”
Kitni pyari or gehri baat ki hai
Mere to Ansu nikal aye.

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Maa Da Pyar

Ek Larka Ghar Dair Se Lauta.
Maa:
Kahan Thay?
Beta:
Emotional film Dekhne Gaya Tha ”MAA DA PYAR”.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja k Action Film Dekh.
”ABBAY Di MAAR”.

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Baksh Do Yaar

2003:
Osama killed in Afghanistan territory.
2005:
Osama killed, finally.
2011:
Obama announces; Osama killed.
What’s next ??..
2016 ??
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Itni baar tou Star Plus walay bhi nahi marty.

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Saday Kolon Bijli Ly Lo

Cho sho mi cha ri sha mi choo rash ti ta she rash.
Samj i?
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.
Nai..?
China se msg aya hy k Kanjro saday kolon bijli ly lo.

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1 Bchay Ko Goli Mar Do

Altaaf Hussain jab school gaye
to maths teacher ne pocha:
Mere paas 4 apples hain,
5 bchon main kaisay tqseem karon?
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ALTAAF Hussain
.
1 bchay ko goli mar do.

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Ye Safety Week Hy

Police ne car Roki Or kaha:
Ye Safety week Hy
Ap Belt Pehn k car Chala Rhe ho Islye
Apko Rs 1000 ka Inaam Dya jata Hy.
Ap is inam ka kya Kroge.?
Driver:
Main apna drivng Licence Banwaunga.
Pichli Seat Par Bethi uski maa boli:
Iski baat ka Yakin Nahi Karo Ye shrab Pi Kar kuch b bolta Hy.
Uske abba neend se jage or Police dekh k bole:
Mujhe Pata Tha chori ki car Me Hum Zeyada door Nahi ja Paenge.
Tabhi diggi se awaz Ai
Bhai Hmne border Paar Karlya Hy kya.?.

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Garmi Or Loadshdng K Adi Hen

Kch Log Dozk Me Aaram Se So rhe The

Farishte Ne Dusre Se Pucha Ye Dozk Me B Soye Huwy Hen.?

Dusre Ne Kaha

Ye PAKISTAN Se Aye Hen

Garmi or Loadshdng K Adi Hen.

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Tum Q Us Ko Sms Krty Ho

1 rat mujhsy star ne kaha

Tum Q us ko sms krty ho?

Jo tmhen mis nhi krty?

Me ny star se kaha

Beta apna kam kr

Star ban,

Star Plus ki saas na bun

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Loot Liya Zalim

Offoh

DOSTI ka sara kaam

mujhay hi

karna parta

hai

Miss b main karun

Care b karun

Wish b karun

Good morning b

Good night b

Hello b

Hi b

Call b

SmS b

Chalo ab 1 kaam aap b kar do,

Ek sweet c smile De do..

,//, (@ .. @) (<….>)

Oye,hoye,

loot liya zalim.

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Inni Wddi Billi

1 tiger ny 1 sardar ko zoo me mar dia

1 bndy ne pucha tm ny sardar hi ko Q mara?

Tiger: dimag khraab kr dia tha, kb se keh rha tha

“inni wddi billi”

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Wen Amma Says

its easier to pick up a girL of weight 50 Kg,,

wen in romantic mood

but

its Quite difficuLt to pick up a “bori of aata” of weight 20 Kg,,

wen amma says.. .;-)

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Meri Shadi Karvao

Agar aap ki shadi nahi ho rahi,

to

har Namaz k baad

7 dafa

Apni ammi ki

taraf

moun kar k

zor zor se chillayen…

Meri shadi karvao

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Married Men Are Lucky

Bachelors think that Married men are lucky,

Married think that Bachelors are lucky.

The point is that

Bachelors think at Night

&

Married think at day time

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Teri Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Hy

1 Admi ki taang Neeli Ho Gai

Hakeem:

Zehar Phail gaya Hay

taang katni paregi

kuch din Bad dusri tang b Neeli Ho gai

to hakeem ne wo b kaat dali

Aur

Plastic ki tangen Laga di

kuch din Bad Plastic ki tangen b Neeli Ho gyeen

Hakeem bola:

Yar teri Bemari Smajh Aa Gai Hy

Teri dhoti ka Rang utarta hy

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Acha Sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karty

“Boy: Meri aik,aik Saans Pe aik,aik Larki Marti hai..

Girl: To Tum Koi Acha sa Toothpaste Istimaal Q Nahi Karty

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Achi Achi Baatein

“Achi Achi Baatein”

1) Bike ho ya Car,

Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,

Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,

2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,

Direct Sir phaar do,,

3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,

Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq to nahi Maar rahy..!

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