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Beautiful Aprilfool Sms 2011

“Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai
beautiful beautiful?
aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai
? aprilfool, aprilfool ?”

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Ehsaas Aab Tak Hai

Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…
Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to “HARI Mirchi…”-hai

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Enjoy Your Ist April Day

“Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!
The April Ist !”

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Dil Lagana Fool Sms 2011

In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!

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Get A Universal Remote Control

Get a universal remote control and turn the volume
up on all the TVs in your local TV shop, while standing nearby.
Try be covert so you can keep doing it.

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Put Loads Of Pencil

Put loads of Pencil (scribble and really build up the graphite)
on a piece of paper and then rub around the eye and upper jaw.
Then go around the office and say you
were hit beacuse you didn’t get the report in on time.

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Use A 3M Post

Use a 3M Post-it notes placed underneath someones’s
computer mouse – ensure that it covers the ball or the
optical sensor on the bottom. When they go to use the mouse,
it won’t work! On the 3M Post-it simply write April Fool!.

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I Like U Very Much

We’ve known each other for quite a while now,
do u think we can b more than friends?
cos
will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?

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Get A Balloon And Put It

Get a balloon and put it on the tailpipe of a truck, ferrari, etc.
(Make sure the car isn’t already on!)
Then get in it and have your parents start it up and it will pop.
It will sound like the tire popped.

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I Hid In My Mom’s Closet

I hid in my mom’s closet before she got out of the shower at 6 am.
When she got her clothes on and headed out,
I grabbed her leg and made her cry!

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Dil Tumhare Liye

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se
ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo
DIL hai ur’s own DEAR.

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Aisa Dostana Hamara

Aisa DOSTANA hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara, Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer, Mai VARSHA tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal, Mai HOT tu cool,
Mai APRIL tu….fool?

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Ittala Di Jati Hai

Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho

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A Day Will Come

A day will come…
When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!

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When You Wake Up

In your life, when you wake up
& don’t see any one, then
come to me, i’ll be there to
hold ur hand & take you to
the EYE SPECIALIST.

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Ikhtiyar-E-Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni

Arz kiya hy..

(wah wah wah)

Ikhtiyar-e-Tarannum se Tabassum ki roshni ko jala dena!

(wah wah wah)

Jab iska matlab samajh me ajaye to mujhe b bata dena..

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Koi Aik Chiz Slect Karein

In me se koi aik chiz slect karein

1.Hathora

2.Handle

3.Gun

4.Pipe

5.Tube

6.Mike

7.R0d

8.Danda

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Apne sar pe de marain. Shukirya..

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Ye Gana Kis Film Ka Hai

“MUJH SE SHADI KAROGE”.
Aj
rat
tak
soch
lo
kal
apni
ami
abu
bhai
sab
ko
betha
k
mashwara
kar
k
parson
tak
muje
lazmi
jawab
dena
k
ye
gana
kis
film
ka
hai.

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Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai

LARKi Ro Ro Ke LARKAY Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Haath Chorr kaminay Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai….
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Love You PAPA

Aik Din Aapki Life Main Aik Aisee Larki Aaye Gee Jo Aapko Bohot Ziyada Pyaar Karay Gee.

Aap Ko Pyaar Say Chahay Gee Aur Aap Ko Dhair Sari Kiss Bhi Karay Gee.

Aur Kahay Gee.

I
Love
You
“PAPA”

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U R Nice Person

1-u r nice person
2-line 1 is true
3-line 2 is false if line 1 is true
4-both 2 & 3 lines are true
5-line 4 is false
?
Tension hui?

Ab dusron ko b do!

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Property Mre Naam Kr Dena

Before u spEak..
(liSten)

B4 u crItIcIse..
(wait)

B4 u prÄy..
(f0rgive)

B4 u qUit..
(tRy)

B4 U haTe..
(LoVe)

B4 u DIE

(Property Mre Naam Kr Dena)..

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Jo Shakhs Jumerat K Roz

Jo shakhs Jumerat k roz bahir chalty hoy in alfaz ka kasrat se wird kary ga InshaAllah wo mala maal ho jaye ga

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“Allah k Naam pe de de BaBa”

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IFTARI INVITATION By Me

IFTARI INVITATION
by Me ..!

11th-SEPTEMBER

Al-Nahyan Hall
23rd Floor, Suite# 16
Burj-Ul-Arab
DUBAI
Be there plz.
No Excuse

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Once Upon A Time

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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. Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat vekho te apne jazbat vekho!

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