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The most effective
way 2 remember
ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once.
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Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
than what are made in Hell?
Answer: The days after marriage!
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Before Marriage:-
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
she:do you want me 2 leave?
He: No! don’t even think about it
She: do you love me ?
He:ofcourse! over n over!
She:have u ever cheated on me?
He:No!y r u even asking?
She:will u go on wid me on picnic?
He:every chance I get!
She:will u hit me ?
He:R u crazy?I’m not [...]
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Only true friends stand by u
during bad times.
I promise
I will attend ur wedding.
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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Girl: Will u love me after marriage!!
Boy: This depends on ur husband if he will allow……!!
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Banta owned a factory.
He issued orders that only married
men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Bant reply:
Because married men are more obedient.
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Lawyer: “What was the first thing your husband
said to you when he woke that morning?”
Witness: “He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’”
Lawyer: “And why did that upset you?”
Witness: “My name is Susan.”
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Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,
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Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
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On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
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To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
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Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
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Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
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How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
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Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
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Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
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Karishma ye shadi ka dekho tou AALAM
Patakha jo thi ab wo bam ho gyi hai
ye phela hai manzar faqat chay (6) baras mai
KANASTER se ab wo DRAM ho gyi hai
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1968
Dulha jahez me TV mangta tha,
1978
Motor Cycle,
1988
Plot,
1998
AC & car,
2008
Dulha jahez me sirf ZERO meter dulhan mangta hy!
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I’ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,
My Beauty,
I Don’t Know What I’d Do,
Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,
I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.
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How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),
For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair
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To The Beautiful Couple In All The Land,
May Your Anniversary Be Happy And Grand.
Happy Anniversary
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We’ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,
Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,
But Our Love For Each Other,
Had No Attached Strings.
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Best Wishes To You Both On Ur Anniversary,
May The Love That You Share Last Your Lifetime Through,
As You Make A Wonderful Pair.
Happy Wedding
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If I Met You On Tomorrow I Would Still Give
You My Heart If You Should Say,
“Do You Still Love Me?” I”D Say,
“Till Death Do Us Part”
Happy Anniversary
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?….
It is just a formality,
like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins
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